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Mavenmaven's avatar

And on the subject of losing one's marbles on environmental issues, let me present Ben Shapiro's pathetic crush on AOC: https://mobile.twitter.com/...

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Cat Cafe's avatar

It isn't so much a crush as the pathetic squeals of a weak, useless asshole trying to demean and diminish a powerful woman

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Larry Schmitt's avatar

Ya think Metcalfe could be hiding something, with his too-strident I'm-not-gay protests? It's happened before.

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Civil Unrest Engineer (kLo)'s avatar

I read on the internet that higher CO2 could mean plants grow faster and more voluminous but the sugar content would be higher and overall nutrient density would decrease. Carlos Sagan, can we has sciencesplainer?

https://www.politico.com/ag...

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DoILookAmused2u?  MΏ-R3s1st0r's avatar

It's ok. We're going to run out of ground water unless we get way better at managing that, so you'll just have to find other sources of "food".

May you eat lots of food and not be eaten by food.

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Edgar Allen Shmoe's avatar

Methinks thou dost protest too much

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LastNewDealer?'s avatar

I see a lot of people who tell me they are moving from Chicago to Arizona, whereupon I cock my head like a confused Labrador and say “you’ll be back for the water”. They scoff and tell me I’m overreacting. I’m beginning to feel like a Geek chorus.

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JohnC44's avatar

Of course he is. It's all just projection and deflection with this type of ridiculous proto-fascist nutjob. The shitheel conman squatting in the Oval is a (horrifying) textbook example of the type.

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Disgruntled Farmer Employee's avatar

Cranberry, LOL. What a suburban hellhole of mediocrity.

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Disgruntled Farmer Employee's avatar

Cranberry, LOL. What a suburban hellhole of mediocrity.

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JohnC44's avatar

Of course he is. It's all just projection and deflection with this type of ridiculous proto-fascist nutjob. The shitheel conman squatting in the Oval is a (horrifying) textbook example of the type.

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LastNewDealer?'s avatar

I see a lot of people who tell me they are moving from Chicago to Arizona, whereupon I cock my head like a confused Labrador and say “you’ll be back for the water”. They scoff and tell me I’m overreacting. I’m beginning to feel like a Geek chorus.

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Edgar Allen Shmoe's avatar

Methinks thou dost protest too much

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DoILookAmused2u?  MΏ-R3s1st0r's avatar

It's ok. We're going to run out of ground water unless we get way better at managing that, so you'll just have to find other sources of "food".

May you eat lots of food and not be eaten by food.

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Civil Unrest Engineer (kLo)'s avatar

I read on the internet that higher CO2 could mean plants grow faster and more voluminous but the sugar content would be higher and overall nutrient density would decrease. Carlos Sagan, can we has sciencesplainer?

https://www.politico.com/ag...

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Larry Schmitt's avatar

Ya think Metcalfe could be hiding something, with his too-strident I'm-not-gay protests? It's happened before.

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