Cockfighting is a "sport" in which angry, often drugged male chickens, or "cocks," try to kill each other in "rings" (called "cock rings") using their beaks, spurs, and sometimes razor blades or other weapons that their owners (called "real shitheel motherfuckers") attach to their weird, lizardlike bodies. Some people enjoy cockfighting, because it's part of their "heritage," or their "culture," or because they're "psychotic, dead-eyed monsters," or for other reasons. Sucks for them, though, because the new Farm Bill contains a provision that makes attending a cockfight a misdemeanor punishable by paying money and/or going straight to jail.
If I were Mitch, (and gawd, do i need brain-bleach for even positing that!) I wouldn't worry about losing the votes of cockfight enthusiasts. The chances that they vote are smaller than their dicks. Most of them can't read.
<i>... pro-freedom to make animals kill each other for fun...</i>
Just to be clear, it ain&#039;t the <i>animals</i> having fun killing each other. They have fun forcing <i>birds</i> to kill each other, while they watch and make bets.
damn. You not only beat me to it but by a country mile too. Needz moar bare baters !
concern troll moment, it&#039;s really more of a moss color. Or baby shit green
Dueling Douches
The loser dies in one of them.
If I were Mitch, (and gawd, do i need brain-bleach for even positing that!) I wouldn&#039;t worry about losing the votes of cockfight enthusiasts. The chances that they vote are smaller than their dicks. Most of them can&#039;t read.
Just wait till the bear-baiters are targeted!
Probably going to ban making goats faint. Rassum-frassum can&#039;t have any fun anymore...
It&#039;s sort of amazing who you have to drag out from under a rock, to make Mitch seem to be less of a jerk.
<i>... pro-freedom to make animals kill each other for fun...</i>
Just to be clear, it ain&#039;t the <i>animals</i> having fun killing each other. They have fun forcing <i>birds</i> to kill each other, while they watch and make bets.
Leave his home life out of this, OK?
You come away from a cockfight feeling much less stupid. And less embarassed for the U.S.A.
Looks like your basic turtle green. I think the fashionistas call it &quot;algae.&quot;