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Tiny kaiju's avatar

damn. You not only beat me to it but by a country mile too. Needz moar bare baters !

Tiny kaiju's avatar

concern troll moment, it's really more of a moss color. Or baby shit green

Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

If I were Mitch, (and gawd, do i need brain-bleach for even positing that!) I wouldn't worry about losing the votes of cockfight enthusiasts. The chances that they vote are smaller than their dicks. Most of them can't read.

chascates's avatar

Just wait till the bear-baiters are targeted!

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Probably going to ban making goats faint. Rassum-frassum can't have any fun anymore...

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

It's sort of amazing who you have to drag out from under a rock, to make Mitch seem to be less of a jerk.

Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

<i>... pro-freedom to make animals kill each other for fun...</i>

Just to be clear, it ain't the <i>animals</i> having fun killing each other. They have fun forcing <i>birds</i> to kill each other, while they watch and make bets.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

You come away from a cockfight feeling much less stupid. And less embarassed for the U.S.A.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Looks like your basic turtle green. I think the fashionistas call it "algae."