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The military is trying to compromise. What I understand is, they've upped the weight limits, and physical fitness requirements are now less stringent; they're taking more olds; and as far as smarts go, IQ schmy-cue. Gays are just a bridge too far, Prommie!

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Yeah, but now instead of worrying that we're going to kick their ass ... well, our enemies have something else to fear. And fear they should as we have the biggest, most powerful military in the world.

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Making more people eligible for military service will weaken military recruitment and retention.

Airtight logic.

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A slight correction, V: Most white southerners didn't own slaves, but they did aspire to. It's a lot like the trailer-dwelling populace now favoring tax breaks for billionaires, which they hope to enjoy when those lottery tickets and slip-and-fall law suits come through.

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I think the whole of idea of "cooperation" after being drummed into submission by a dominant and stronger force is kinda sexy. But that's me.

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And a round of vodka butt shots for everyone. Wait, vodka is frowned upon by our local allies too?

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A veritable Confederacy of dunces.

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Sister [slash] Mother. The plot thickens.

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