Florida congresshoover Trey Radel, the "hip-hop conservative" who went and got himself busted for cocaine possession back in November, will resign today, according to pretty much everyone.
So now we know what it takes for a GO-Pee&#039;er to resign <strike>in shame</strike> to spend more time with his (it&#039;s always &quot;his&quot;) family.
Ya gotta love the &quot;as I focus on my health, family and faith&quot; &#039;cause no <i>human</i> can do those things and hold down a full-time job.
It would be irresponsible not to speculate...
<i>god only know what horrible revelation was just about to come out</i>
Probably somethin&#039; super humiliating, like, um, you know, getting caught in diapers with a hooker. Who&#039;d ever live that one down?
What?
He looks more like a Pepsi generation person.
So now we know what it takes for a GO-Pee&#039;er to resign <strike>in shame</strike> to spend more time with his (it&#039;s always &quot;his&quot;) family.
Ya gotta love the &quot;as I focus on my health, family and faith&quot; &#039;cause no <i>human</i> can do those things and hold down a full-time job.