Florida congresshoover Trey Radel, the "hip-hop conservative" who went and got himself busted for cocaine possession back in November, will resign today, according to pretty much everyone. His letter to Speaker John Boehner says, “is my belief that professionally I cannot fully and effectively serve as a United States Representative to the place I love and call home, Southwest Florida.” He said that 2014 has already “been tremendously positive as I focus on my health, family and faith.”
So now we know what it takes for a GO-Pee&#039;er to resign <strike>in shame</strike> to spend more time with his (it&#039;s always &quot;his&quot;) family.
Ya gotta love the &quot;as I focus on my health, family and faith&quot; &#039;cause no <i>human</i> can do those things and hold down a full-time job.
It would be irresponsible not to speculate...
<i>god only know what horrible revelation was just about to come out</i>
Probably somethin&#039; super humiliating, like, um, you know, getting caught in diapers with a hooker. Who&#039;d ever live that one down?
What?
He looks more like a Pepsi generation person.
So now we know what it takes for a GO-Pee&#039;er to resign <strike>in shame</strike> to spend more time with his (it&#039;s always &quot;his&quot;) family.
Ya gotta love the &quot;as I focus on my health, family and faith&quot; &#039;cause no <i>human</i> can do those things and hold down a full-time job.