A devious "cold air mass" from Canada floated across our unprotected border and then proceeded to drop giant snow-dumps all over our great nation yesterday, forcing most Americans to abandon their SUVs on the highway and hike to the nearest toll station, so that they could eat the tollbooth lady for nourishment. First "Bieber fever," and now this? Thanks, Canada. This winter terrorism attacked more than a third of The United States, from Maine to Dallas, which means the Super Bowl is canceled forever. (Fingers crossed.) Anyway, all this "cold" and "snow" proves Al Gore is a lying sack of shit, again! [
Actually it is an electric snow blower; it weighs about 35lbs. 15 amps of snow blasting fury. For all you people out there who are considering snow blowing your roof make sure you go with the shingles, not against them. Duh.
Actually some of the snow is piled so high that I can access the roof by my home made mountains.
As for the neighbors, I will bury their bodies come spring and claim their land. Bwahahahaha ouch.
..Donald Rumsfeld will receive the &ldquo;<strike>Defender</strike> <b>Defrauder</b> of the Constitution Award&rdquo;...
I was up on my roof with a shovel and a snow blower. The neighbors think I&rsquo;m crazy but when their roofs collapse and leak from the snow and ice damns who will be laughing then? Bwahahahahahah ouch, my back.
I can do you one better: Anne Murray! &quot;Even though we ain&#039;t got money, I&#039;m still so in love with ya honey&quot;...what a commie.
I hope someone asks Rummy about his estimate on the cost of the Iraq war.
&ldquo;My friend,&rdquo; Mr. Rumsfeld replied, &ldquo;if you think we&rsquo;re going to spend a billion dollars of our money over there, you are sadly mistaken.&rdquo;
Yeah. Sniff. RIP FZ
I have trebuchet for just such emergencies.
Actually it is an electric snow blower; it weighs about 35lbs. 15 amps of snow blasting fury. For all you people out there who are considering snow blowing your roof make sure you go with the shingles, not against them. Duh.
Actually some of the snow is piled so high that I can access the roof by my home made mountains.
As for the neighbors, I will bury their bodies come spring and claim their land. Bwahahahaha ouch.
Complete the danged wall!
You could argue that for many conservatives, this is how CPAC has always been held.
Yes, nice to have you back, Riley.
Now we want to hear what the hell you&#039;ve been up to. You could at least have called. We&#039;ve been worried sick.
All we got down here was rain, wind, and a half-inch of tornado watch.
Sure, but Cheney was right about us being greeted as Libertarians.
Sure, it&#039;s cold, but it&#039;s a moist cold.
This is Canda&#039;s way of telling us to keep William Shatner south of the border.
..Donald Rumsfeld will receive the &ldquo;<strike>Defender</strike> <b>Defrauder</b> of the Constitution Award&rdquo;...
FIxed now.
I was up on my roof with a shovel and a snow blower. The neighbors think I&rsquo;m crazy but when their roofs collapse and leak from the snow and ice damns who will be laughing then? Bwahahahahahah ouch, my back.
I can do you one better: Anne Murray! &quot;Even though we ain&#039;t got money, I&#039;m still so in love with ya honey&quot;...what a commie.
I hope someone asks Rummy about his estimate on the cost of the Iraq war.
&ldquo;My friend,&rdquo; Mr. Rumsfeld replied, &ldquo;if you think we&rsquo;re going to spend a billion dollars of our money over there, you are sadly mistaken.&rdquo;
$772,085,750.236.99 and rising so far.