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RMS's avatar

Well, regulations against people burning their own Nike wear would obviously be Communism, but regulations against burning the flag are totally 'murrikan.

sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

Regulations are, after all, bad. Right?

RMS's avatar

I might do the same - pwning the RWNJs is a fun hobby.

Jeffery Campbell's avatar

LOL, I pass the ever-expanding line out front every day. It's going to run for decades.

Jeffery Campbell's avatar

Oh, please. I have more cash reserves than Donald Trump, and I'm just some middle-management schmo.

Jeffery Campbell's avatar

It never really went away....

Jeffery Campbell's avatar

I'm very sorry for your loss. Losing parents is awful.

gffish's avatar

The Russians probably don't have a pee-pee tape of the angry raccoon living under your house, either.

Wonky Magoo's avatar

When you say Nike is "just" a giant corporation motivated by profit, this is as opposed to what, exactly? Corporations, being human superorganisms of a sort, move our politics right now. Our political parties are corporations.

Strange but not a Stranger's avatar

I'm sorry about your parents. Hopefully this site gives you some much-needed levity.

Wonky Magoo's avatar

I'm recently orphaned (no shit!) and still grieving, and even I'll allow it. The layers of stupid are complex, here.

John's avatar

Biff's braces enhance his punchability.

The Villainess+'s avatar

So in a way, I kinda made Carroll.. In a way.. a bit.

John's avatar

Pete Wilson was the Republican California governor who championed a comprehensive list of Trumpworthy anti-immigrant measures, packaged as Proposition 187. It passed, but was later struck down as unconstitutional. Pete Wilson's lasting legacy was increased Latino political participation which then killed off the California Republican party.

Molon Labe's avatar

No one disputes that he opted out of his contract (except you). You are accusing me of citing reality from inside my bubble. ...ok.... Thats why I originally, politely asked you to share the parts of the contract relevant to your insinuation that whatever your point was. Even though you are right about me not being able to read minds, I knew you wouldn't post anything meaningful to support (whatever your point was) from the contract. Don't ask me how I knew, its complicated. Hint: bubble.

John's avatar

I'm betting there's people at UnderArmour trying to figure out how to boost their market share without becoming the official sportswear of the Trump rally schlubs.