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my cats are smarter than the state of mississippi.

(any present company excepted)

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This is why the only sport I follow is Women's Professional Wrestling.

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Why were they chanting in English?

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Mississippi...last in the tournament but first in racism.

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How was vacation? I assume you walked to save money due to Obama's high gas prices that he could lower to $2.50/gallon with the stroke of a pen and an icy stare at certain Saudi kings. But I digress.

Did these "college students" really expect someone from Puerto Rico who is going to diversity haven Kansas State to <i>hable inglés</i>? That tells us all we need to know about academic standards in Missasloppy. (I assume their SAT scores are calculated during senior year duck-duck-goose games.)

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Mississippi seceded. We could ask the same of their citizenship status.

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Athletic modern dance is the best way to resolve our differences?

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