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Fartknocker's avatar

After studying her voloptuous body I will conclude she probably has more chins than a Korean telephone book.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Heck, she's fine with that. I mean, when you're not even sure if he's in, you know that sucker's one hell of a wizard's sleeve.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Sadly, yes.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

So....the point of that commercial is that Obama is spending <b>your</b> money on <b>you</b>?

Yeah, he's so terrible.

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Rarian Rakista's avatar

I think everyone making this video nailed her - I've done video production - this woman has "whored her way in front of the cameras" all over her.

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Rarian Rakista's avatar

35 year old Sorority Girls are called escorts, I agree with the GP.

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Rarian Rakista's avatar

There used to be boys who would escort women from parking lots out of their cars in the rain so they did not get wet, whatever happened to that?

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Rarian Rakista's avatar

That is definitely a Midwestern face, only too much corn broadens a face like that.

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Rarian Rakista's avatar

These kids have parents who pay for private insurance plans for both them and their kids.

A lawyer makes 200 dollars an hour and kids insurance is usually around that.

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Rarian Rakista's avatar

Please, for the love of goddess do not send anymore spoiled rich cunts to my state university. Ran a lab as a favor on Monday where 2 girls were texting each other in class instead of working on their project and than at the end came to me and asked for extra time.

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Rarian Rakista's avatar

Some rainwater and pure grain alcohol is all I need. <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcHNYenN7OY&fe...">http://www.youtube.com/watc...

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Rarian Rakista's avatar

Not when you have to wet a cunt so dry that WHO lists it as a cause of desertification.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Incredible high or incredible low? I live in northern New England so take that into account. For someone with a good driving record and good credit rating, I can get them full coverage for less then $500/year (mine is $423 for example) But even with good credit, a youthful driver with a history, a policy is going to be expensive. $5k is the highest ever I have ever sold. I expect that in states like NY, NJ, or CA, this could go even higher.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

For some reason, once when the kid selling magazines came around I tried to subscribe to JFK Jr. rag "George" and ended up with a subscription to "Maxim".

Finally someone's incompetence worked in my favor.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

1 Slut 1 Cup.

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PsycWench's avatar

Are we sure they are freckles and not scars from picking at meth-induced tactile hallucinations? Might not be obvious at a distance, you know.

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