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pooracademic's avatar

Uh, baseball bat made of votes, of course.

JoeChristmas's avatar

I was just thinking the same thing. What a crappy time it is to have a bakery.

Baby_Raptor's avatar

Nah. Rosie O'Donnell already said that no lesbian would ever cater a wedding with pizza and we all know her word is god.

Baby_Raptor's avatar

It's "different" in that religion is a protected class and orientation isn't. And they plan to damn well keep it that way.

Baby_Raptor's avatar

Could just send them a bag of dicks to eat.

http://dicksbymail.com/

PDX Realness's avatar

Or, in law-speak, raging jerks are not a discrete and insular minority. They do not have a history of discrimination or political powerlessness against them, since they typically run the country. Being a jerk *is* an immutable characteristic, but that alone doesn't serve to create a protected class.

(Ha, this would be the analysis for constitutional equal protection purposes, like if bakers were to say that an anti-discrimination law violated their constitutional rights. Granted, religious protections are actually statutory in the Civil Rights Act. But being a jerk and being religious aren't actually the same thing :P)

Paperless Tiger's avatar

Eventually they are going to figure out that Jesus was a Greek, and the point will be moot.

Villago Delenda Est  đŸ‡ºđŸ‡¦'s avatar

You can't be a true jerb creator unless you fell out of the right womb into a huge pile of money.

Villago Delenda Est  đŸ‡ºđŸ‡¦'s avatar

The entire "Gays are recruiting children!" meme is based on their own ruthless indoctrination of kids to be "Christians".

Martini Glambassador's avatar

Ah yes, the real American Dream. I'm still pissed at my parents for falling short.

Villago Delenda Est  đŸ‡ºđŸ‡¦'s avatar

Votes to put, at long last, Edgar Martinez into the Hall of Fame, where he belongs!

Villago Delenda Est  đŸ‡ºđŸ‡¦'s avatar

There's still a bit of confusion about that "King of the Jews" thing.

azeyote's avatar

well the pizza joint made out big time from the haters - why not people who won't hate - send cash fast

malsperanza's avatar

Aww damn, I was hoping he was that guy what threw footwear at W, back before he converted.

malsperanza's avatar

Any risk of confusion will be settled by the amendment to the new law, which will make gay people easier to identify, by asking them in a polite, Christian way, to please always wear a pink triangle on their lapel. Or a yellow star. Either will work.