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Jeebus was heard to express the Aramaic equivalent of "FFS!".

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Oh come on . . . the pix weren't <i>that</i> hot. Were they?

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It's the lack of product support that's the problem. Updates are very rare, and they seldom address issues of compatibility with newer versions of reality.

Believe it or not, some parts of it are pre-bacon.

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Will do funerals (some restrictions apply), so maybe "the only good gay is a dead gay"?

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Old (parochial grade school) joke:

Jeebus: "Let you who is without sin cast the first stone." *WHAP!* Jeebus: "Oh come on, Mom!"

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"Minister to that family" = Collect their money on Sundays (and preach against their gayness.)

Hard to imagine they turned down that deal, huh?

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It's only hawt if there's lots of oil . . . oh. Right.

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Living commmunally with 12 other guys, while you go around all day preaching against the prevailing religious authorities, is pretty alternative . . . I wonder what the preacher would think.

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