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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Jeebus was heard to express the Aramaic equivalent of "FFS!".

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Oh come on . . . the pix weren't <i>that</i> hot. Were they?

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

This is true. He has teh sadz when he sends them my way.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

It's the lack of product support that's the problem. Updates are very rare, and they seldom address issues of compatibility with newer versions of reality.

Believe it or not, some parts of it are pre-bacon.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Will do funerals (some restrictions apply), so maybe "the only good gay is a dead gay"?

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Old (parochial grade school) joke:

Jeebus: "Let you who is without sin cast the first stone." *WHAP!* Jeebus: "Oh come on, Mom!"

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Should be no problem - I gave him visitation rights.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"Minister to that family" = Collect their money on Sundays (and preach against their gayness.)

Hard to imagine they turned down that deal, huh?

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

It's only hawt if there's lots of oil . . . oh. Right.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

To be fair, that fish was bad before he multiplied it.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Living commmunally with 12 other guys, while you go around all day preaching against the prevailing religious authorities, is pretty alternative . . . I wonder what the preacher would think.