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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

TMI But very good info, the medical, not the rough sex. But congrats on that too. As a cut American, I'm happy and the ladies seem to like it. It was hard enough to get a bj in high school without being (I think) a little different. That said, it would be nice to have a choice, maybe someone can invent a foreskin toupee or something.

SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Who needs Google, when we have you, Ms. la Volpe. xoxoxo

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

you'd think they would make enough in tips to offset the $186k.

PsycWench's avatar

I'm listening for the sounds of all the men on Wonkette expressing sympathy for you.

Still listening....I'm sure I'll hear something eventually.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Unless that somehow involves wanking outdoors on street corners and sidewalks, then it didn't work here either.

Or the scarier flip side: My current behavior is considered in fact "curbed."

I suppose in my uncircumcised alternate history, then I would be typing this right now with my ween.

SheriffRoscoe's avatar

If you convert to Judaism, they'll give you a free, "back alley" circumcision.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I see a business opportunity here for some do-it-yourself kits.

PsycWench's avatar

The maternity units of all hospitals will now have prominently displayed signs that state "NO (de)TIPPING".

Mahousu's avatar

I'll bet he took tips, though.

Hey, somebody had to say it.

PsycWench's avatar

The legislators seem very circumspect.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I love it. Can I use the name for a CUT of 10%?

PsycWench's avatar

As long as I can remember, everyone just had it done routinely. I did learn from a friend in college that is was much less common for black men to be circumsized. Not sure why.

PsycWench's avatar

because you had to leave with the furries?

PsycWench's avatar

OT

I saw on CNN yesterday that a 51-year-old B-list actor married his 16-year-old girlfriend. My first thought was that Newt Gingrich is going to be SO JEALOUS.