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Fuck the Denver Post. In 2014, their editorial board enthusiastically endorsed Gardner in the U.S. Senate race against Dem incumbent Mark Udall. Gardner won the race by a margin of less than 2%, so the Post is a big reason, if not the principal reason, that Senator Gardner exists. Exactly 100% of the statements in the 2014 Post editorial have proven false, and since 2016 Gardner's sole mission has been finding out how far he can shove his tongue up Twitler's shitter.

In this latest missive, the board tells us it's "far too early to reflect on the performance of Trump’s administration during" the COVID-19 pandemic. I'd tell the board to go fuck their mothers, but what's the point? That would be like telling Orange Foolius to go get stupid.

The likely Dem nominee for Gardner's U.S. Senate seat is former governor and Denver mayor John Hickenlooper. On one hand, Hickenlooper has a track record of success, including wins in two statewide elections. On the other hand, during his clown show of a POTUS campaign, Hick got himself videoed while saying he's not cut out to be a Senator and would be bad at it. This race is not the Dem mortal lock many people seem to think it will be. I can't wait to see how the Post manages to contribute to the fuckery this time around.

Point is, fuck the Denver Post. Fuck it right in the ear.

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"A single death is a tragedy; one million deaths is a statistic." Donald Stalin

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I hate to admit it, but that's kind of true. When you hear that 60,000 people are going to die, you're like "wow, that's a lot." Then you see their faces and it suddenly hits home that these were 60,000 people who all had a family, and a story, and a life.

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Careful, Devin is in a suing mood.....

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"Cow-tow-ing?" Is that what Devin is calling it these days?

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Trump = Pay- to-Survive government. Wrong! wrong. very wrong.

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He just did everything he could to divide the country!

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I'm assuming Trump is sending troops to Colorado to guard their southern border against the New Mexicans

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Trump ran against Hillary. Not Obama. Hillary wouldn't have allowed McConnell to delay a vote for SCOTUS.

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I remember this! They used to play it on Night Flight every once in a while.

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So....never gonna happen

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YES YES YES YES YES YES YES preach it Russell.

Those fuckmooks at the Post thought that, in spite of his NUMEROUS votes to add personhood to the state Constitution, and his support for the same measure on the ballot, that "Gardner’s election would pose no threat to abortion rights." https://www.denverpost.com/...

Check out these other galaxy-brained takes:"If Gardner had been a cultural warrior throughout his career, we would hesitate to support him, because we strongly disagree with him on same-sex marriage and abortion rights. But in fact he has emphasized economic and energy issues (and was, for example, an early supporter among Republicans of renewable energy)." SammyD note: He has routinely voted against renewable energy. What they're talking about is an ad where he stands in front of a wind farm. Seriously! That's the policy they were giving him credit for! Standing in front of wind turbines! That's it! I know!

"If Gardner wins, of course, it could mean the Senate has flipped to Republicans. However, that doesn’t mean it will simply butt heads with President Obama as the Republican House has done."

"A dysfunctional Congress calls for action when voters have an attractive option to the gridlocked status quo. And in Colorado, thankfully, they do in Cory Gardner."

brb vomiting

The Post rescinded its endorsement (https://www.denverpost.com/... -- IN 2019 -- because "Gardner has been too busy walking a political tight rope to be a leader. He has become precisely what we said in our endorsement he would not be: “a political time-server interested only in professional security.”"

great job you fucking dipshits.

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It's Tatum O'Neal. That's the spelling.

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Thank you.

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Hopefully you will be CORRECT !!! Hopefully a 2016 Fix is NOT in !!

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