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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

good to hear that Connie is doing OK. Haven't heard from her since that dreadful show with Maury

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bobbert's avatar

Why, yes. But if you think I'ma say it, yer nutz.

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fuflans's avatar

i heard this on the radio - but not the us hating FRENCH part.

that is all sorts of awesome.

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The Quirk's avatar

They're not charging for it?

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The Quirk's avatar

Hell, Pennsylvania is just now trying to get beer/wine in the grocery stores.

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The Quirk's avatar

Are you sure you don't mean "spurts"?

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Triple icky.

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diogenez's avatar

Separate, but equal, huh? Big deal. I got married in Iowa. In 2009.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

A little OT but not that much really, it looks like Minnesota has a rat’s ass chance of legalizing the gay marriage thing. The downside is I‘ll have to buy more wedding gifts if that happens. Do you know how hard it to find appliances in purple?

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Lot_49's avatar

Gee whiz, why all the condescending scorn for Colorado? At least it didn't give away gay marriage in yet another episode of "Plebiscite Democracy: Failure, or the Demagogue's Toobox?"

Also note the current assault-weapons-ban score: California 0, Colorado 1.

Regards, Lot_49 California resident

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WA Bishop's avatar

No collection of wang jokes would be complete without this:

Peggy: Charlie, let's make love. Charlie: What? You mean sex? Peggy: Intercourse. Charlie: You want to have intercourse? Peggy: Last weekend you said -- Charlie: What time is it? Holy cow, it's late! Peggy: A lot of things have happened since last weekend. Charlie: You were the one who said we should wait and you were right. We should wait till we get married. Peggy: I know I must have believed that when I said it, but... Doesn't Lucky Chucky want to come out? Charlie: Who? Peggy: You know, your love machine. Your throbbing thrill hammer. Your thing. Charlie: You mean my <i>wang</i>?

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Teh married gheys pay more Federal income tax because can't file jointly. Why do Repubicans love higher taxes?

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Yes, Kansas.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

It's a subject of <a href="http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/sbconnect\/3491693266\/" target="_blank">intense research.</a>

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