Colorado radio preacher Kevin Swanson -- you know, the guy who revealed that the Pill leaves ladies' uteri studded with tiny corpse-babbies -- shared some thoughts with his Generations Radio cohost, pastor Dave Buehner, about that gay marriage float in last week's Rose Bowl Parade. Bad enough that it existed at all, but why didn't the parade
Great idea! Throw glitter, while dressed in leather bustiers, you know, to look like the archangels, and also chaps, because they are from the West, dammit. And lots of makeup, so that the crowds can clearly see their facial expressions as they go about performing their heavenly acts.
Here is an alternative version of that discussion:
A: "I wonder what the Rose Bowl parade would do if we had the stoning of a right wing bigot along the parade just as an expression of free speech and all that. We have a lot to choose from right now."
B: "After they bounced the idea around for awhile, I think that would be rejected by the Rose Bowl parade committee because it's murder and illegal. Ha ha."
A: "Well what if the stones we just used were just science textbooks and copies of the constitution? We could even make them read them first."
“Well what if the stones were just made like of flowers and flower petals?” The florist in Buehner is just dying to get out. Go for it Buehner! Make an honest living.
First they came to stone to the Jews, but I was not a Jew, so I said nothing, Then they came to stone the gays, but I was not a gay, so I said something, Then they came to stone the Coloradans, but it was January, 2014 already, and so they were already all legally stoned.
So is he saying the Rose Bowl Parade is a public act of homosexuality? I'm not saying he's wrong, necessarily, just wanted some clarification.
Great idea! Throw glitter, while dressed in leather bustiers, you know, to look like the archangels, and also chaps, because they are from the West, dammit. And lots of makeup, so that the crowds can clearly see their facial expressions as they go about performing their heavenly acts.
or the highway.
Gennifer Flowers.
Dont worry folks they will be out crazied in 3,2,1
Burning is for heretics. You know-- Protestants.
ISWYHWHDT.
I think she means REAL™ Christians.
Im'a waiting for the Weed Bowl to be added to the postseason schedule.
I just need a "constitutional sheriff" to complete my card.
Flowers.
Here is an alternative version of that discussion:
A: "I wonder what the Rose Bowl parade would do if we had the stoning of a right wing bigot along the parade just as an expression of free speech and all that. We have a lot to choose from right now."
B: "After they bounced the idea around for awhile, I think that would be rejected by the Rose Bowl parade committee because it's murder and illegal. Ha ha."
A: "Well what if the stones we just used were just science textbooks and copies of the constitution? We could even make them read them first."
Nothing says homosex is sinful quite like a Stoning-the-gheys float made entirely of faaabulous, red roses.
“Well what if the stones were just made like of flowers and flower petals?” The florist in Buehner is just dying to get out. Go for it Buehner! Make an honest living.
First they came to stone to the Jews, but I was not a Jew, so I said nothing, Then they came to stone the gays, but I was not a gay, so I said something, Then they came to stone the Coloradans, but it was January, 2014 already, and so they were already all legally stoned.
So is he saying the Rose Bowl Parade is a public act of homosexuality? I'm not saying he's wrong, necessarily, just wanted some clarification.
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