18 Comments

We did the whole Chic-fil-a thing last year...

Expand full comment

Her teeth seem too wide for her gums, oversized veneers?

Expand full comment

Don’t make use this drumstick! I’m telling you! I will use it!!!1!

Expand full comment

Right? And I can't make fried chicken for shit...

Expand full comment

"the barbecue and the fried chicken and diabeetus and war on poverty and armed robbery and the Mexicans in Mexico they eat lots of vegetables but once they come up here they get Americanized and now they are fat and don't eat their vegetables, and the blacks have sickle cell anemia and why do the children armed rob?"

She forgot to say: Yo?

Expand full comment

The South, mostly...

Expand full comment

I know, right???

Expand full comment

We're all pink on the inside...

Expand full comment

I'm trying to diet. DAMN that picture looks good.

Expand full comment

Remember: You can't make Derp Granola w/o Fruits, Nuts, AND Flakes.

Expand full comment

Do Mexicans in Baja <a href="http:\/\/www.mnforsustain.org\/images\/aztlan_aztlan_map_2080.gif" target="_blank">Aztlan </a>consume <i>refritos</i>? No way those are healthy.

Expand full comment

<em>Direct quote y’all, we are pretty sure.</em>

Ah, I see you are a follower of the Maureen Dowd School of Journamalism...

Was the coffee shop noisy?

Expand full comment

They should only eat healthy right-wing food. Like the Chick-fil-a triple fillet gut-buster with extra secret sauce. And anything Paula Dean is currently pimping out. For the Freedumbz!!!

Expand full comment

She should let them do the talking.

The voting too, also. As well.

Expand full comment

Fake tits in an iron-clad bra. Haven't seen that rack on a pol since the glory days of that Florida secretary of state who loved horses so much.

Oh, wait, <a href="http:\/\/24ahead.com\/images\/katherine-harris-horse.jpg" target="_blank">here</a> she is. Where are you now, Kitty?

Expand full comment

What's even funnier is these are the same people who are calling Mrs. Obama a "Food Nazi" because she's growing kale in the White House garden and recommends that tubby rug rats try it once in a while.

Expand full comment