What is going on in Colorado's Economic Opportunity Poverty Reduction Task Force today? Oh, the usual: talking about reducing poverty by ending the War on Poverty, and also fried chicken and barbecue and Mexicans need to eat their vegetables so all the children can stop armed robbing each other out of boredom. You know:
"the barbecue and the fried chicken and diabeetus and war on poverty and armed robbery and the Mexicans in Mexico they eat lots of vegetables but once they come up here they get Americanized and now they are fat and don't eat their vegetables, and the blacks have sickle cell anemia and why do the children armed rob?"
Do Mexicans in Baja <a href="http:\/\/www.mnforsustain.org\/images\/aztlan_aztlan_map_2080.gif" target="_blank">Aztlan </a>consume <i>refritos</i>? No way those are healthy.
They should only eat healthy right-wing food. Like the Chick-fil-a triple fillet gut-buster with extra secret sauce. And anything Paula Dean is currently pimping out. For the Freedumbz!!!
Fake tits in an iron-clad bra. Haven&#039;t seen that rack on a pol since the glory days of that Florida secretary of state who loved horses so much.
Oh, wait, <a href="http:\/\/24ahead.com\/images\/katherine-harris-horse.jpg" target="_blank">here</a> she is. Where are you now, Kitty?
What&#039;s even funnier is these are the same people who are calling Mrs. Obama a &quot;Food Nazi&quot; because she&#039;s growing kale in the White House garden and recommends that tubby rug rats try it once in a while.
We did the whole Chic-fil-a thing last year...
Her teeth seem too wide for her gums, oversized veneers?
Don&rsquo;t make use this drumstick! I&rsquo;m telling you! I will use it!!!1!
Right? And I can&#039;t make fried chicken for shit...
&quot;the barbecue and the fried chicken and diabeetus and war on poverty and armed robbery and the Mexicans in Mexico they eat lots of vegetables but once they come up here they get Americanized and now they are fat and don&#039;t eat their vegetables, and the blacks have sickle cell anemia and why do the children armed rob?&quot;
She forgot to say: Yo?
The South, mostly...
I know, right???
We&#039;re all pink on the inside...
I&#039;m trying to diet. DAMN that picture looks good.
Remember: You can&#039;t make Derp Granola w/o Fruits, Nuts, AND Flakes.
Do Mexicans in Baja <a href="http:\/\/www.mnforsustain.org\/images\/aztlan_aztlan_map_2080.gif" target="_blank">Aztlan </a>consume <i>refritos</i>? No way those are healthy.
<em>Direct quote y&rsquo;all, we are pretty sure.</em>
Ah, I see you are a follower of the Maureen Dowd School of Journamalism...
Was the coffee shop noisy?
They should only eat healthy right-wing food. Like the Chick-fil-a triple fillet gut-buster with extra secret sauce. And anything Paula Dean is currently pimping out. For the Freedumbz!!!
She should let them do the talking.
The voting too, also. As well.
Fake tits in an iron-clad bra. Haven&#039;t seen that rack on a pol since the glory days of that Florida secretary of state who loved horses so much.
Oh, wait, <a href="http:\/\/24ahead.com\/images\/katherine-harris-horse.jpg" target="_blank">here</a> she is. Where are you now, Kitty?
What&#039;s even funnier is these are the same people who are calling Mrs. Obama a &quot;Food Nazi&quot; because she&#039;s growing kale in the White House garden and recommends that tubby rug rats try it once in a while.