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Shypixel's avatar

We did the whole Chic-fil-a thing last year...

PubOption's avatar

Her teeth seem too wide for her gums, oversized veneers?

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Don’t make use this drumstick! I’m telling you! I will use it!!!1!

Shypixel's avatar

Right? And I can't make fried chicken for shit...

diogenez's avatar

"the barbecue and the fried chicken and diabeetus and war on poverty and armed robbery and the Mexicans in Mexico they eat lots of vegetables but once they come up here they get Americanized and now they are fat and don't eat their vegetables, and the blacks have sickle cell anemia and why do the children armed rob?"

She forgot to say: Yo?

Shypixel's avatar

The South, mostly...

Shypixel's avatar

We're all pink on the inside...

Vienna Woods's avatar

I'm trying to diet. DAMN that picture looks good.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Remember: You can't make Derp Granola w/o Fruits, Nuts, AND Flakes.

Lot_49's avatar

Do Mexicans in Baja <a href="http:\/\/www.mnforsustain.org\/images\/aztlan_aztlan_map_2080.gif" target="_blank">Aztlan </a>consume <i>refritos</i>? No way those are healthy.

Shypixel's avatar

<em>Direct quote y’all, we are pretty sure.</em>

Ah, I see you are a follower of the Maureen Dowd School of Journamalism...

Was the coffee shop noisy?

Joshua Norton's avatar

They should only eat healthy right-wing food. Like the Chick-fil-a triple fillet gut-buster with extra secret sauce. And anything Paula Dean is currently pimping out. For the Freedumbz!!!

Shypixel's avatar

She should let them do the talking.

The voting too, also. As well.

Lot_49's avatar

Fake tits in an iron-clad bra. Haven't seen that rack on a pol since the glory days of that Florida secretary of state who loved horses so much.

Oh, wait, <a href="http:\/\/24ahead.com\/images\/katherine-harris-horse.jpg" target="_blank">here</a> she is. Where are you now, Kitty?

Joshua Norton's avatar

What's even funnier is these are the same people who are calling Mrs. Obama a "Food Nazi" because she's growing kale in the White House garden and recommends that tubby rug rats try it once in a while.