Hope you Pacific Northwesty Wonkers have your Saturday evening clear, because the Great PNW Wonkette Drinking Tour is on its way to Seattle this weekend.
Just don&#039;t get drunk and then go to <a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/561491\/forbes-fires-contributor-for-being-too-real-frats-beware-those-dangerous-drunk-girls" target="_blank">a frat party</a> afterwards.
If you zoom in on that googlemap, you can see Dan Savage!
Just don&#039;t get drunk and then go to <a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/561491\/forbes-fires-contributor-for-being-too-real-frats-beware-those-dangerous-drunk-girls" target="_blank">a frat party</a> afterwards.
With that pony up there on the Needle, where is the Wheedle going to stay?
From my sekrit lair in the <strike>boreal forest</strike> tropical jungle I hoist a pint of ginger-infused log beer in solidarity.
Beisbol not too much of a distraction, I hope. Competing with the Mariners this weekend can&#039;t be easy!
We&#039;ll be the judge of that.