Hope you Pacific Northwesty Wonkers have your Saturday evening clear, because the Great PNW Wonkette Drinking Tour is on its way to Seattle this weekend. Yr Editrix will be there. Yr Web maven ShyPixel will be there (just look for the orange pixel shyly sitting in the background). Yr Doktor Zoom will be there, and he will have ponies, maybe!
Just don&#039;t get drunk and then go to <a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/561491\/forbes-fires-contributor-for-being-too-real-frats-beware-those-dangerous-drunk-girls" target="_blank">a frat party</a> afterwards.
If you zoom in on that googlemap, you can see Dan Savage!
Just don&#039;t get drunk and then go to <a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/561491\/forbes-fires-contributor-for-being-too-real-frats-beware-those-dangerous-drunk-girls" target="_blank">a frat party</a> afterwards.
With that pony up there on the Needle, where is the Wheedle going to stay?
From my sekrit lair in the <strike>boreal forest</strike> tropical jungle I hoist a pint of ginger-infused log beer in solidarity.
Beisbol not too much of a distraction, I hope. Competing with the Mariners this weekend can&#039;t be easy!
We&#039;ll be the judge of that.