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That second mug shot, naked head, brown teeth, stoned eyes, will give me nightmares.

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Doesn't he have a handler? Isn't he dating some woman sporting a permanent gas mask?

I have honestly lost count of Rudy stenches, Trump's filled diapers, and Boebert's attempt to violently whack off her date in a theater whilst surrounded by children. (Look at the video. She's treating his crotch like it's an invasive species.) 💜

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Based on his mug shot, this guy is auditioning for a spot in a Charles Dickens story.

It won't be as the hero. And he won't reform himself on Christmas. In fact, he will throw Tiny Tim out into the snow.

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Marcie, you are doing some heavy lifting here. Masterful, and truly appreciated!

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Ta, Marcie. I've loathed and despised Rudy since he stopped prosecuting the mafia dons. He was the WORST mayor, and that 9/11 gave him fame and fortune is the stuff of nightmares.

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I don't care enough about Rudy to even use him as a cautionary tale.

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I think he should get that mole on teh top of his head checked. Could be melanoma

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She's no longer at Mar a Lago?

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I think the mole should have that thing on its ass checked.

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I will be so relieved when the only Giuliani with any relevance is a semi-obscure composer. https://youtu.be/7N6tCMUBORE

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How much better will the world be when he finally finishes drinking himself to death?

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Equally as disgusting as Rudy calling Fani Willis a ho is he did it in a church that even has the word Christian in their title. And Rudy received no criticism from the church. Unfortunately many churches are the exact opposite of what Jesus preached. Love, forgiveness, and helping the less fortunate has been replaced with hate, vengeance, racism, and an I got mine, fuck you attitude toward those in need.

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Pronounced her name fanny and called her a ho.

How seventh-grade.

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"his creepy leer, cigar stains on his teeth, and whatever weird things he’s got going on in the scalp department." Damn! Spit diet pepsi AGAIN. Marcie, you owe me another new keyboard...

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If one has had enough Scotch, it does indeed start drinking itself.

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"Yeah, I think we should go with Anthony Hopkins for the remake of 'Nosferatu' instead."

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Yesterday I saw the most disgusting thing. It's a new restaurant in Alameda, CA. I guess they like to smoke cigars on the patio because there were two jars:

One with all the rings or ribbons or whatever those disgusting people call that thing that goes around their Cancer Maker, and then another jar filled with about 20 butts, all smoked down to about a 1/2 inch in length. THAT jar was disgusting.

Of course, I immediately thought of Roodles while at the same time thinking, "I am never coming back here".

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Speaking of Smartmatic:

"Voting technology company Smartmatic subpoenaed four Fox Corporation board members on Monday as part of its $2.7 billion defamation lawsuit against Fox News over its coverage of the 2020 election.

The move follows a decision earlier this year by a New York judge ordering Fox to turn over relevant documents from the four board members — Anne Dias, Jacques Nasser, Chase Carey and Roland A. Hernandez — as Smartmatic had requested."

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From "The Mayor on 9/11" to "The 9/11 Of Mayors".

Ouch.

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Well put. He was always a POS however. Wasn't he responsible for relocating a rapid response center close to WTC with the result that WTC comms were compromised? Jackass

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