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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

"A bone in every ice cream and some pot in every chicken."

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carovee's avatar

Who to trust? An organization sifting through all the evidence or the mayor that has been caught lying before? Its a conundrum.

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carovee's avatar

Biles received a medal of freedom? that almost washes the taste of limbaugh out of my memory.

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You Should Ice That Burn's avatar

We still Wordle, 2s are pretty rare at our house, I have 7 so far, nice job!

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MzNicky in East Jesus, TN's avatar

Brunette, on the left.

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M'Hael's avatar

Charlotte isn't TOO bad, but I'm not even in that county.

And boy howdy are a lot of my neighbors deplorable Nazi fucks.

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Elderly John's avatar

That inspires a special kind of awe. The human mind, trying link words and intent, then sending them to the mouth and tongue so they come out aloud.That poor, bashed brain is picking up fragments of phrases and memories and out comes a sentence like this.

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HappyCamper's avatar

Love doing Wordle - and congrats on the 2 guesses! I also do quordle and octordle..

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Elderly John's avatar

Married to a successful drunk. It doesn't make it any easier. Call Alanon...

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яовэят ёскэят 😘's avatar

Not quite but a good day Wordle 384 3/6

⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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JCfromNC's avatar

I got the 1st, 3rd and 4th letters in the right place -- which took the first three guesses -- and then managed to get the actual word on my last guess. I could have gotten it on the next-to-last guess, but I thought the other word I could think of that fit the pattern I had was more likely to be it.

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JCfromNC's avatar

Mitch don't want him. Mitch would love to have had someone else win the primary. But Mango Mussolini wanted the futbol star, so he got the futbol star.

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elviouslyqueer's avatar

That sounded more coherent in the original Vogon.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I guess the right to privacy actually IS enshrined in the Constitution afterall- at least for SCOTUS justices eating overcooked, overpriced steaks...

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FlemmishSpy's avatar

Lemme see if I got this quote straight from the angry/weepy beer guy nominee: "What goes around comes around!"

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