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The jury has been sent home.
Motion to dismiss denied.
"Ya know, Your Honor, the State just wasted 4 hours of my time. 4 hours of the court and court staff's time. If any other litigant in any other case failed to produce a necessary witness for trial, at bare minimum they'd be held in contempt. I don't see why the State should be held to a lesser standard then Every. Other. Litigant."
Well, you see, it's not fair to punish the taxpayers for the State's fuck ups. (I'm paraphrasing.)
"Who pays my fee? My client? Do I just get to eat a 4 hour loss? That's $1400. Completely avoidable, and entirely due to the State's actions."
Well . . . It's just the one time.
I am pissed.
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If we secede, do we still get our social security checks