MP7 Personal Defense Weapon Just Went Viral In Hands Of Tailored-Suit Wearing Agent
The cool under pressure agent yanked the MP7 from a discreet backpack after a shooter tried to storm the White House Correspondents' Dinner.
While a multitude of law enforcement agents sprang into action after a shooter tried to storm a ballroom where President Donald Trump and others were attending the annual White House Correspondentsโ Dinner, one well-dressed and cool under pressure plainclothes agent went viral after whipping out a Heckler & Koch MP7. The MP7 is a high-end personal defense weapon (PDW) that is already something of a pop culture fascination, being famously used by SEAL Team Six and featured in countless video games. Unlike many of its counterparts, it also remains unavailable in any configuration on the general firearms civilian marketplace. Regardless, the memes have come fast and furious and have made this still unidentified expressionless agent, and his futuristic-looking weapon, internet stars.
Heโs not wrong. The UK ambassador to the US thinks the only special relationship the US has is with Israel and that itโs astonishing that no one in the US has faced any consequences for links to Epstein.
I know Baconz sounds like a "broken record" saying this. But, its not. I would more equate this as a "mantra".
"TACO IS A FOOL RIPPING APART THE UNION TO PERSONALLY ENRITCH HIMSELF. BLOW UP EVERY THING BEFORE HE DIES. AND RATHER RULE OVER ASHES THAN BE POWERLESS IN EUTOPIA"
Of course it is hard for Buddhists to translate that grandiose to a focused idea.
(Make it simple Baconz.)
You can have a deep center of truth in a chanting manner in a garden of peace.
OT:
If have the streaming channel Terra Mater: Wild, do watch it. It has all the documentaries a nature buff like me could want.
I just feel better now because I watched two eagles have sex on top of a tree.
๐ ๐ฃ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ญ ๐๐๐๐ฅ ๐๐๐ญ๐ญ๐๐ซ ๐ง๐จ๐ฐ ๐๐๐๐๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ ๐ ๐ฐ๐๐ญ๐๐ก๐๐ ๐ญ๐ฐ๐จ ๐๐๐ ๐ฅ๐๐ฌ ๐ก๐๐ฏ๐ ๐ฌ๐๐ฑ ๐จ๐ง ๐ญ๐จ๐ฉ ๐จ๐ ๐ ๐ญ๐ซ๐๐.
I cannot determine just which part of that sentence (which you just wrote) made me laugh harder.
hahahahahaha
โ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐ข๐๐๐, ๐ค๐ ๐ ๐๐๐ข๐ก๐ ๐ฆ๐๐ข. ๐๐๐ขโ๐๐ ๐กโ๐ ๐ข๐๐ก๐๐๐๐ก๐ ๐น๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐.โ
Perfect!
Needs more alligator.
almost clicked the adult circumcision bragging story, realized I was at work on the work 'puter, and thought differently.
did he really have a SECOND circumcision just to be proud?
Might be a symbolic gesture to illustrate oneโs abandonment of oneโs manhood by submitting to Bari Weiss
2014
yes, but no pictures. SFW but inane and dull and tedious and boring and not a good read.
Bari, if you're looking for a new evening anchor, might I suggest...
https://www.comicsands.com/brand-bible-verse-morgan#Echobox=1777322818
Wow, Katy Tur can sure pick them. First, Keith Olbermann, now this numpty.
I am sure Suzy's big manly men pronounce it "vee-hick-uhl". No reason, just sure they do.
I have opinions about the Roman Empire. And the Holy Roman Empire.
Manly.
โThou art mortalโฆughhh what is that smell? Are you sure youโre not dead? Mortal means that, donโt it?โ
Iโd rather watch Ted Baxter than Tony WhatAPill
We stand with Kimmel
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/8bf91ef4794900284abd8d10d9714e3c32b8f0f9e33ca316cc7967cec0c7f616.png
OH SHIT.
My reaction precisely.
I dropped the link into the family group text. Mom is gonna howl.
Serious fucking burn.
Bailiff, whack his pee pee.
FFS this insanity shit has got to fucking stop
US Justice Department indicts former FBI Director Comey a second time, CNN reports
The specific charges were not yet clear nor โwas it โ clear where the case would be brought, according โ to CNN.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/us-justice-department-indicts-former-175509165.html
it was because he doesn't know how to make the seashells work
https://www.cnn.com/2026/04/28/politics/justice-department-indicts-ex-fbi-director-james-comey-again?utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=missions&utm_source=reddit
Who was on that Grand Jury, a squirrel and a box of cereal?
Worse than that: a squirrel that had just ingested a box of Lucky Charms.
A squirrel hyped up by a box of cereal.
Yeah. Should have gone to the smart animals, like the cats.
And babby rhinos!
Oh yes!
Doggos are good judges of people, as well.
*Linus has entered the chat*
MP7 Personal Defense Weapon Just Went Viral In Hands Of Tailored-Suit Wearing Agent
The cool under pressure agent yanked the MP7 from a discreet backpack after a shooter tried to storm the White House Correspondents' Dinner.
While a multitude of law enforcement agents sprang into action after a shooter tried to storm a ballroom where President Donald Trump and others were attending the annual White House Correspondentsโ Dinner, one well-dressed and cool under pressure plainclothes agent went viral after whipping out a Heckler & Koch MP7. The MP7 is a high-end personal defense weapon (PDW) that is already something of a pop culture fascination, being famously used by SEAL Team Six and featured in countless video games. Unlike many of its counterparts, it also remains unavailable in any configuration on the general firearms civilian marketplace. Regardless, the memes have come fast and furious and have made this still unidentified expressionless agent, and his futuristic-looking weapon, internet stars.
https://www.twz.com/news-features/hks-mp7-personal-defense-weapon-just-went-viral-in-hands-of-tailored-suit-wearing-agent?spot_im_redirect_source=user-profile&spot_im_comment_id=sp_JjtET6Vo_article$6516051_c_3CzXqkEFgc4hPyszSt5hi9lFrjH_r_3Czrh87m3nkztB0Xm4ViL78T1Cy&spot_im_highlight_immediate=true
Looks like a jumped-up MAC-10. Basic blowback-operated mag-fed room sprayer. Pass.
Missed opportunity to clear away some deadwood, there.
Adult circumcision WUT
Now Iโm just picturing a plate of fried calamari.
Sorry.
More like A 2nd circumcision WUT.
What are you cutting when there's nothing left to remove?
Somehow Gxd couldn't accept his infant snip retroactively?
Slice, slice, squeeze, drip doesn't sound circumcision-y. Just going through the motions.
Non-therapeutic genital mutilation for religious purposes - ecch.
So, how do we combine this with the whole stretching what's left of your foreskin to de-circumcise yourself movement?
And is this what the Feast of the Circumcision is about?
I thought they might solve this problem by growing skin in a lab and performing a graft.
Sounds icky, I guess, but it might help, if some people think they need that.
Imagine the Renaissance-era paintings.
TWO of them???
Heโs not wrong. The UK ambassador to the US thinks the only special relationship the US has is with Israel and that itโs astonishing that no one in the US has faced any consequences for links to Epstein.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c1l25qd43nro
I know Baconz sounds like a "broken record" saying this. But, its not. I would more equate this as a "mantra".
"TACO IS A FOOL RIPPING APART THE UNION TO PERSONALLY ENRITCH HIMSELF. BLOW UP EVERY THING BEFORE HE DIES. AND RATHER RULE OVER ASHES THAN BE POWERLESS IN EUTOPIA"
Of course it is hard for Buddhists to translate that grandiose to a focused idea.
(Make it simple Baconz.)
You can have a deep center of truth in a chanting manner in a garden of peace.
"Trump SUCKS. Trump SUCKS. Trump SUCKS"
Yeah. Thats the mantra
We all know that Tump didn't read anything.
The state dept is finalizing a plan to put TFM picture on US passports
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/384a9aedbdf6b57970ddb2b834f99a6d7ace6c915a28e80b0f72a75aca1f731f.png
I predict a boom market in "pedophile" stamps, to cover the fucking thing.
God dammit I have to renew my passport next month and I DO NOT want that shithead on it.
FUCK that nonsense!
It is simply blatant cruelty to force a variety of airport security staff to look at THAT face repeatedly throughout already stressful shifts.