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Parakeetist's avatar

OT:

If have the streaming channel Terra Mater: Wild, do watch it. It has all the documentaries a nature buff like me could want.

I just feel better now because I watched two eagles have sex on top of a tree.

gallbladder's avatar

๐ˆ ๐ฃ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ญ ๐Ÿ๐ž๐ž๐ฅ ๐›๐ž๐ญ๐ญ๐ž๐ซ ๐ง๐จ๐ฐ ๐›๐ž๐œ๐š๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ž ๐ˆ ๐ฐ๐š๐ญ๐œ๐ก๐ž๐ ๐ญ๐ฐ๐จ ๐ž๐š๐ ๐ฅ๐ž๐ฌ ๐ก๐š๐ฏ๐ž ๐ฌ๐ž๐ฑ ๐จ๐ง ๐ญ๐จ๐ฉ ๐จ๐Ÿ ๐š ๐ญ๐ซ๐ž๐ž.

I cannot determine just which part of that sentence (which you just wrote) made me laugh harder.

tek's avatar

hahahahahaha

โ€œ๐‘€๐‘Ž๐‘Ÿ๐‘๐‘œ ๐‘…๐‘ข๐‘๐‘–๐‘œ, ๐‘ค๐‘’ ๐‘ ๐‘Ž๐‘™๐‘ข๐‘ก๐‘’ ๐‘ฆ๐‘œ๐‘ข. ๐‘Œ๐‘œ๐‘ขโ€™๐‘Ÿ๐‘’ ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’ ๐‘ข๐‘™๐‘ก๐‘–๐‘š๐‘Ž๐‘ก๐‘’ ๐น๐‘™๐‘œ๐‘Ÿ๐‘–๐‘‘๐‘Ž ๐‘€๐‘Ž๐‘›.โ€

Perfect!

Wokey McWokeface's avatar

Needs more alligator.

RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

almost clicked the adult circumcision bragging story, realized I was at work on the work 'puter, and thought differently.

did he really have a SECOND circumcision just to be proud?

JunkYardDogg's avatar

Might be a symbolic gesture to illustrate oneโ€™s abandonment of oneโ€™s manhood by submitting to Bari Weiss

CzechJournalists's avatar

yes, but no pictures. SFW but inane and dull and tedious and boring and not a good read.

Wokey McWokeface's avatar

Bari, if you're looking for a new evening anchor, might I suggest...

https://www.comicsands.com/brand-bible-verse-morgan#Echobox=1777322818

Lucidamente's avatar

Wow, Katy Tur can sure pick them. First, Keith Olbermann, now this numpty.

Resource NW's avatar

I am sure Suzy's big manly men pronounce it "vee-hick-uhl". No reason, just sure they do.

theCryptofishist's avatar

I have opinions about the Roman Empire. And the Holy Roman Empire.

Manly.

Resource NW's avatar

โ€œThou art mortalโ€ฆughhh what is that smell? Are you sure youโ€™re not dead? Mortal means that, donโ€™t it?โ€

Schnauzermom's avatar

Iโ€™d rather watch Ted Baxter than Tony WhatAPill

arglebargle's avatar

Bailiff, whack his pee pee.

SunMoonStars's avatar

FFS this insanity shit has got to fucking stop

US Justice Department indicts former FBI Director Comey a second time, CNN reports

The specific charges were not yet clear nor โ€Œwas it โ clear where the case would be brought, according โ to CNN.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/us-justice-department-indicts-former-175509165.html

Parakeetist's avatar

Who was on that Grand Jury, a squirrel and a box of cereal?

gallbladder's avatar

Worse than that: a squirrel that had just ingested a box of Lucky Charms.

theCryptofishist's avatar

A squirrel hyped up by a box of cereal.

Parakeetist's avatar

Yeah. Should have gone to the smart animals, like the cats.

gallbladder's avatar

And babby rhinos!

Parakeetist's avatar

Oh yes!

Doggos are good judges of people, as well.

gallbladder's avatar

*Linus has entered the chat*

SunMoonStars's avatar

MP7 Personal Defense Weapon Just Went Viral In Hands Of Tailored-Suit Wearing Agent

The cool under pressure agent yanked the MP7 from a discreet backpack after a shooter tried to storm the White House Correspondents' Dinner.

While a multitude of law enforcement agents sprang into action after a shooter tried to storm a ballroom where President Donald Trump and others were attending the annual White House Correspondentsโ€™ Dinner, one well-dressed and cool under pressure plainclothes agent went viral after whipping out a Heckler & Koch MP7. The MP7 is a high-end personal defense weapon (PDW) that is already something of a pop culture fascination, being famously used by SEAL Team Six and featured in countless video games. Unlike many of its counterparts, it also remains unavailable in any configuration on the general firearms civilian marketplace. Regardless, the memes have come fast and furious and have made this still unidentified expressionless agent, and his futuristic-looking weapon, internet stars.

https://www.twz.com/news-features/hks-mp7-personal-defense-weapon-just-went-viral-in-hands-of-tailored-suit-wearing-agent?spot_im_redirect_source=user-profile&spot_im_comment_id=sp_JjtET6Vo_article$6516051_c_3CzXqkEFgc4hPyszSt5hi9lFrjH_r_3Czrh87m3nkztB0Xm4ViL78T1Cy&spot_im_highlight_immediate=true

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

Looks like a jumped-up MAC-10. Basic blowback-operated mag-fed room sprayer. Pass.

Resource NW's avatar

Missed opportunity to clear away some deadwood, there.

ciaobella's avatar

Adult circumcision WUT

Now Iโ€™m just picturing a plate of fried calamari.

Sorry.

JR's avatar

More like A 2nd circumcision WUT.

What are you cutting when there's nothing left to remove?

Somehow Gxd couldn't accept his infant snip retroactively?

Slice, slice, squeeze, drip doesn't sound circumcision-y. Just going through the motions.

Non-therapeutic genital mutilation for religious purposes - ecch.

theCryptofishist's avatar

So, how do we combine this with the whole stretching what's left of your foreskin to de-circumcise yourself movement?

And is this what the Feast of the Circumcision is about?

Parakeetist's avatar

I thought they might solve this problem by growing skin in a lab and performing a graft.

Sounds icky, I guess, but it might help, if some people think they need that.

gallbladder's avatar

Imagine the Renaissance-era paintings.

satch's avatar

TWO of them???

Saviour of Bread's avatar

Heโ€™s not wrong. The UK ambassador to the US thinks the only special relationship the US has is with Israel and that itโ€™s astonishing that no one in the US has faced any consequences for links to Epstein.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c1l25qd43nro

Baconzgood's avatar

I know Baconz sounds like a "broken record" saying this. But, its not. I would more equate this as a "mantra".

"TACO IS A FOOL RIPPING APART THE UNION TO PERSONALLY ENRITCH HIMSELF. BLOW UP EVERY THING BEFORE HE DIES. AND RATHER RULE OVER ASHES THAN BE POWERLESS IN EUTOPIA"

Of course it is hard for Buddhists to translate that grandiose to a focused idea.

(Make it simple Baconz.)

You can have a deep center of truth in a chanting manner in a garden of peace.

"Trump SUCKS. Trump SUCKS. Trump SUCKS"

Yeah. Thats the mantra

theCryptofishist's avatar

We all know that Tump didn't read anything.

Flashman's avatar

I predict a boom market in "pedophile" stamps, to cover the fucking thing.

Molesworth One and a Half's avatar

God dammit I have to renew my passport next month and I DO NOT want that shithead on it.

SkeptiKC's avatar

FUCK that nonsense!

It is simply blatant cruelty to force a variety of airport security staff to look at THAT face repeatedly throughout already stressful shifts.