So apparently there is some Dante's Inferno Ninth Circle hellscape called the "Funniest Celebrity" contest where "celebrities" (oh god is that term used loosely) make with the funny and give the money to charity. The most recent of these events happened last night in DC, and thank god we did not know about it in advance because if we had we would have moved heaven and earth to stop such a terrible thing from coming into being. What kind of celebrities would you have gotten to hear from? Glad you asked! How about Ralph Nader? Grover Norquist? Now those are two dudes whose very names are super synonymous with high-larious. Maybe they're just outliers. Maybe past participants of this thing have been actually funny.
Grover Norquist funny? Now that’s funny.
If Ralph Nader did a Pull My Finger routine I might pay money to see that.
hello? Is this thing on? Am I the only one here, here, here ...here...
I think that I don’t understand what this word celebrity means.
That celebrity list is like a who’s who of WHO?
Grover Norquist : humor :: no taxes : good government
He did. We refer to it as the 2000 presidential election.
Read NRO articles out loud. That's funny.
I'm waiting for the Log Cabin Republicans vs. Perez Hilton Laugh/Slugfest.
Let's see Bill O'Reilly vs Victoria Jackson in a death cage match!
"What's the frequency, Kenneth?"
Really late to the party here, but aren't all of the people at the Daily Caller numbnuts?