In this New Media hellscape, the news comes at you fast and furious. Though we probably try our best, in our mad rush to write a dozen gross jokes about Sarah Palin's latest bedshitting incident and hit "publish" before everyone has moved on to the next stupid thing, we occasionally get something wrong. Yes, "occasionally," shut up. Here is your 2013 reminder that you should not believe a single word we say.
I make all of my comments late at night, and then I am full of shame and remorse the next day. Those feelings dissipate within the first half hour, though.
Look, we're going to need to see the top 5 comments (most number of thumbs up) for the past year, the number of times Editrix said she was drunk, stoned, and/or tripping, and the number of times Jim Hoft was mentioned.
I'll claim the title of 'Most Tips (& Worst Tips) Submitted' for myself.
You know, that's a lot of wrong. BUT, it's less wrong than any one of the vast right-wing derpspiracy at any given moment. Ya'll would have to increase your wrong-production by A Hundred Bajillion Percent to just reach the amount of wrong these ass clowns spew on any given Sunday news show.
Fuck off, George.
Errors are all the more embarrassing when the fecalcupcakes are so, um, scrupulous.
Puritanism: “The haunting feeling that someone, somewhere, might be happy”
If I'm reading Wonkette, then I only have one hand free anyway.
Way out of mine too, but I don't let that stop me.
You all seem to be pretty darned good at it though, despite the muzzles and shock collars.
I make all of my comments late at night, and then I am full of shame and remorse the next day. Those feelings dissipate within the first half hour, though.
Let he who is without gin cast the first drone.
Look, we're going to need to see the top 5 comments (most number of thumbs up) for the past year, the number of times Editrix said she was drunk, stoned, and/or tripping, and the number of times Jim Hoft was mentioned.
I'll claim the title of 'Most Tips (& Worst Tips) Submitted' for myself.
Or, "Keep Calm and Carry Gin"
Didn't Dok misidentify a pony once? Why isn't that on the list? Coverup much?
Oh Noes! Sarah was once again a victim of all you poopy heads!
Mistakes? I've made a few, but then again, too few to mention. Not that I could because no comments.
You know, that's a lot of wrong. BUT, it's less wrong than any one of the vast right-wing derpspiracy at any given moment. Ya'll would have to increase your wrong-production by A Hundred Bajillion Percent to just reach the amount of wrong these ass clowns spew on any given Sunday news show.
Bedshits everywhere take offense at such slander!