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bobbert's avatar

Fuck off, George.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Errors are all the more embarrassing when the fecalcupcakes are so, um, scrupulous.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Puritanism: “The haunting feeling that someone, somewhere, might be happy”

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Lefty Mark's avatar

If I'm reading Wonkette, then I only have one hand free anyway.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Way out of mine too, but I don't let that stop me.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

You all seem to be pretty darned good at it though, despite the muzzles and shock collars.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

I make all of my comments late at night, and then I am full of shame and remorse the next day. Those feelings dissipate within the first half hour, though.

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Painter of Goats's avatar

Let he who is without gin cast the first drone.

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chascates's avatar

Look, we're going to need to see the top 5 comments (most number of thumbs up) for the past year, the number of times Editrix said she was drunk, stoned, and/or tripping, and the number of times Jim Hoft was mentioned.

I'll claim the title of 'Most Tips (& Worst Tips) Submitted' for myself.

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chascates's avatar

Or, "Keep Calm and Carry Gin"

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Mahousu's avatar

Didn't Dok misidentify a pony once? Why isn't that on the list? Coverup much?

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Joshua Norton's avatar

Oh Noes! Sarah was once again a victim of all you poopy heads!

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Mistakes? I've made a few, but then again, too few to mention. Not that I could because no comments.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

You know, that's a lot of wrong. BUT, it's less wrong than any one of the vast right-wing derpspiracy at any given moment. Ya'll would have to increase your wrong-production by A Hundred Bajillion Percent to just reach the amount of wrong these ass clowns spew on any given Sunday news show.

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MonkeyMotion's avatar

Bedshits everywhere take offense at such slander!

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