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The NSA.

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I thought that Donaldson had retired back to NM where the government pays him millions not to raise sheep.

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"So if he's not guilty, why was he arrested?" has worked for me.

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Team necrotizing fasciitis.

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sue on what grounds? Have you noticed when anyone screams "I'll sue" they have no idea what, if anything, the sue-ee has done wrong other than make them angry?

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Is that some kind of pod you run hot water through and it makes a car?

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its awful

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too much effort, he'd probably go for 256 slices of individually wrapped American cheese-food-product... same effect

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Great car! I had a friend who owned one. You really could live in that thing, you could practically stand up in the backseat.

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He's probably having trouble shitting because so many of his lawyers/administration/supporters/Faux Nues hosts, have their heads shoved too far up his ass.

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Apparently knowledge of English grammar is not a requirement to be President.

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Boeing no longer has the market to themselves. I'm somewhat amazed they haven't noticed yet.

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Also too, it makes people feel like their vote is meaningless, might as well not vote. Reduced turnout for the primary and delegitamize the candidate in the general.

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When did Dr. Bronner get assigned to write the president’s tweets?

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I'm in retail, and I hear this quite a lot.

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Dr. Bonner passed if off to the guy with the van with all the stickers who parks outside the movie theater and yells at people.

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