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Clark_Nova's avatar

The NSA.

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I thought that Donaldson had retired back to NM where the government pays him millions not to raise sheep.

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Clark_Nova's avatar

"So if he's not guilty, why was he arrested?" has worked for me.

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Clark_Nova's avatar

Team necrotizing fasciitis.

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RMS's avatar

sue on what grounds? Have you noticed when anyone screams "I'll sue" they have no idea what, if anything, the sue-ee has done wrong other than make them angry?

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Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

Is that some kind of pod you run hot water through and it makes a car?

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Dr. Rags's avatar

its awful

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Opiwan's avatar

too much effort, he'd probably go for 256 slices of individually wrapped American cheese-food-product... same effect

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Rickyphoo's avatar

Great car! I had a friend who owned one. You really could live in that thing, you could practically stand up in the backseat.

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Rickyphoo's avatar

He's probably having trouble shitting because so many of his lawyers/administration/supporters/Faux Nues hosts, have their heads shoved too far up his ass.

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Dr.  Hooker P. Tape's avatar

Apparently knowledge of English grammar is not a requirement to be President.

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Boeing no longer has the market to themselves. I'm somewhat amazed they haven't noticed yet.

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Cranky Man's avatar

Also too, it makes people feel like their vote is meaningless, might as well not vote. Reduced turnout for the primary and delegitamize the candidate in the general.

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Siamond & Dilk! VOTE!'s avatar

When did Dr. Bronner get assigned to write the president’s tweets?

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Lily412's avatar

I'm in retail, and I hear this quite a lot.

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Gễrắld Ẵzểnảrở's avatar

Dr. Bonner passed if off to the guy with the van with all the stickers who parks outside the movie theater and yells at people.

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