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Still have fangs, though. CHOMP!

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Is this anything like the pile of folders filled with "financial data" that were on the table next to him during his campaign speech?

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It's hard to know for sure because of the missing bits, but it would seem that his 'solution' is to force Mexico to be as evil and brutal to refugees as the US is.I had hoped that Mexico would balk. Maybe this 45-day thing is just that. I HOPE it's just that.

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Of ANY country.

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I am fairly sure (though not 100% sure) that President López Obrador doesn't say nice things about Putin or Kim.

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Burn it to the ground and start over.

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I never had the misfortune; what was it like?

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That's... pretty cool, actually!

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Nah. It looked a damn sight better on Churchill.

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He'd even fuck it up so badly they can't give him a refund.

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Believe it or not, I've never taken Alka Seltzer either, so that comparison doesn't help! 🤣😂🤦‍♂️

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Durr. You're right of course -- if the airflow from the two fans were balancing each other out to to prevent horizontal motion, it would also cancel out the airflow required for lift. So yeah, there's probably a thread keeping it from getting too far from the forward fan, and the rear fan is probably reversed, so both fans can look like they're running, but are actually blowing in the same direction.

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