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TundraGrifter's avatar

Riley: For some reasons the commercials always say "LIVE operators are standing by."

First of all, instead of just standing by what aren't they answering the damn phones?

And - is there more than one kind of operator? Live and ... ?

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

except at yard sales

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Howzabout : 01/20/09 coin commemorating The Day Obama Attacked. You're sure to sell a few million to the TP'ers. (Make sure it's made of genuine Goldline deposit certificates.)

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

<i>It is not only worthless but subtracts IQ points. </i>

That's a feature...not a bug.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Ugh! I started the coin commercial and it opened with one of those I am a Mormon commercials.

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PsycWench's avatar

Watch out for the tiny "silver" Glenn Beck memorative chalkboard. It is not only worthless but subtracts IQ points.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

But my limited edition "Gone With the Wind" plates are still worth millions. Right?

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TundraGrifter's avatar

ClusterFox would have run quite a different story on these "coins" if they'd talked the company into advertising on Glumm Bleek's show.

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PsycWench's avatar

Does anyone have these people's email address? I have an investment opportunity involving an Nigerian prince that would be perfect for them.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

* offer not good in Wasilla

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PsycWench's avatar

Vanity plates that say "NOBAMA" or a variant of it.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

The coin will go nicely with also, the framed photo of George Bush on the phone that day (courtesy of GOP). And the "Never Forget" magnetic ribbon I have on my SUV.

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