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PubOption's avatar

I am not the best person to ask about the Left Coast, I live on the right bank of the Mississippi (St. Louis).

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Those that bray are normally asses.

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PubOption's avatar

It appears that there is more than one Montauk Monster.

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

"It was a crushing moment, surely, a black hole of existential despair. How can you be a VIP when everyone is equally VI?"

The only way to deal with a party like this is to go full Galt

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fuflans's avatar

the robert redford of this era is a pretty pretty man.

young fuflans was quite convinced she was going to be with him forever.

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fuflans's avatar

i was going to make a joke about plane crashes and missing mothers but i see you have it covered.

more mourning sammy than lydia huh? (i fucking KNEW they were going to kill sammy off. i just knew it. though at least he died of old age...).

awesome season finale!

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schmannity's avatar

Where can a VIP get a beer and a shot around here?

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schmannity's avatar

Video of the Range Rover lady would make a great Obama ad.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

When did this place go all highbrow and shit?

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ValiumNation's avatar

You think a Range Rover makes you VIP?

Listen, I have snark coming out of my ass, which I positively assure y'all you would all like to experience, but unless someone can tell me me why The Wonkette takes fucking "minutes" to load I'm just going to throw in the towel. Do I now have to browse from my Win7 partition? I can't stand it anymore!

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