This is all Do-Right's fault, you understand After spending most of 2017 failing to reauthorize the Children's Health Insurance Program (CHIP) while they were busy trying to kill Obamacare and passing a huge tax cut for the rich, Republicans have finally decided to
Notwithstanding the threat of grave personal risk (of another mob wedgie), I, lordpnut, affirm and aver the following: "Dog Eat Dog" is a fine rock and roll tune.
Either vote for a stand alone CHIP bill or vote it down. The GOP is belittling the health of millions of kids for political gain. This is exactly like the old National Lampoon ad making the rounds recently. Buy this magazine or we shoot this dog. In this case, it's fund billions more in wasteful military spending, forget about DACA, or we kill these kids.
The tvs at the gym do Fox and CNN. The people on the Fox show “Eight Legs and a Dude” were horrified that Democrats hate the military so much that they have to shut down the government, while CNN wonders if Democrats can keep the gov’t open.
A friend was furious when Obama, PBUH, signed the CHIP bill into law. Why? Because CHIP added $1 per pack to the price of his cigarettes. He's still paying it, so by his lights, there's no excuse for not reauthorizing it.
Dems on the hill must feel like an abductee locked in the trunk of a car, who's captor keeps demanding that he get out and help look for the keys - again.
Lucky shithole is so dysfunctional that he went against evil McConnell's strategy.
It is FAKE NEWS that Donald is in favor of a clean CHIP bill.
He is bigly in favor of CHIPS, but when they have the cool ranch and cheese dust on them, they're really not so clean.
GODDAMMIT KELLY, DID YOU NOT READ THE FUCKING TALKING POINTS TO HIM THIS MORNING?!
Notwithstanding the threat of grave personal risk (of another mob wedgie), I, lordpnut, affirm and aver the following: "Dog Eat Dog" is a fine rock and roll tune.
Either vote for a stand alone CHIP bill or vote it down. The GOP is belittling the health of millions of kids for political gain. This is exactly like the old National Lampoon ad making the rounds recently. Buy this magazine or we shoot this dog. In this case, it's fund billions more in wasteful military spending, forget about DACA, or we kill these kids.
The tvs at the gym do Fox and CNN. The people on the Fox show “Eight Legs and a Dude” were horrified that Democrats hate the military so much that they have to shut down the government, while CNN wonders if Democrats can keep the gov’t open.
Great job, everyone.
Not to brag, but on a recent IQ test I invented, I discovered that I am smarter than Stephen Hawking. I guess that's why I'm not president today.
Unrelated issues. If they're unrelated, then why are the GOP tying one to the other?
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Wait, isn't that a picture of Trump as Time Person of the Year? Or Trump as Nobel Peace Prize winner? Or Trump as Olympic Pole Vault Gold Medalist?
A friend was furious when Obama, PBUH, signed the CHIP bill into law. Why? Because CHIP added $1 per pack to the price of his cigarettes. He's still paying it, so by his lights, there's no excuse for not reauthorizing it.
I'm digging this shithole as fast as I can, so my expectations can keep lowering in time with these Limbo Lunkheads in the GOP.
Dems on the hill must feel like an abductee locked in the trunk of a car, who's captor keeps demanding that he get out and help look for the keys - again.
Our whole environment is dispensible, and if they could figure out a way to trash it, even space would become dispensible.
Anyone who can use children as bargaining chips is a monster, pure and simple.
Hell, I expect them to go, 'Throw more money at the military, and then we'll STILL kill these kids. Suckers!'