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jqheywood's avatar

No, silly, Ted Cruz drinks only the bottled tears of orphans and poor folks.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

I always let my little boys watch The Simpsons; they've grown up without total moral breakdown. More funny is how horrified my younger sister was that I let them watch Malcolm in the Middle; she wouldn't let her two watch it for fear they'd "get ideas".

She's loosened up since then.

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schmannity's avatar

Why won't Fox & Friends decry this morally bankrupt Fox show?

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Painter of Goats's avatar

Some like it green.

And tentacled.

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Painter of Goats's avatar

In other words just another big dick in Florida?

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Ikimizi's avatar

Dear Mr. From Kingsbury- Culture changes. So do values and traditions. Your idea of culture is not "precious" to everyone. It is pathetic, and that is why we mock it. It gets in the way of social progress. So please take your "precious" and dive into an active volcano.

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