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SullivanSt's avatar

Oh come now, adult women sometimes get on the list. E.g. Vitter, David or Sanford, Mark.

SullivanSt's avatar

You know what else it's worse than?

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<i>"White was wearing female clothing, the employee claimed in the affidavit, and she noticed he wasn’t wearing underwear after he turned his chair around, allegedly exposing himself, according to her account given in the affidavit."</i>

Given this tidbit about the second incident, focusing on the pink underwear seems a bit beside the point.

π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Just make it "A Republican male selling Avon products, while also harassing his female co-workers and wearing pink underwear," and the whole thing sounds much less unusual.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Or for watching gladiator movies?

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It's hard to rumble if you don't have a bundle.

TundraGrifter's avatar

"I haven't had this much sex since I was a Boy Scout leader!" ~ Lt. Frank Drebin

Vienna Woods's avatar

I knew that I should scroll down before I posted my own! I could hardly be the first to think of that.

Vienna Woods's avatar

"Self-massage" would also work.

PsycWench's avatar

I was surprised to read that aRepublican was sexually harassing women, until I got to the pink see-through underwear.

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If the panties don't fit, you must acquit.

Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

Up here in Canada, teh gayz can be involved in scouting at every level, and in case you're not paying attention, it's pretty much become a socialist hell-hole up here since they let that happen...

Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

Click "Full Story" at the bottom, or possibly the "1" next to the "2" that refers to the page number ;)

SullivanSt's avatar

My wife <a href="http:\/\/shop.avon.com\/shop\/product_list.aspx\?level1_id=300&amp\;level2_id=303&amp\;pdept_id=344&amp\;cat_type=B" target="_blank">would have got it</a>. But she's not a Wonker.