<blockquote>In fact, he told Wonkette&rsquo;s favorite disgraced former chaplain Gordon &ldquo;Dr. Chaps&rdquo; Klingenschmitt, there is nothing unusual about tapwater smelling like an oil well or catching on fire, because according to Science Facts that he happens to know real good, it&rsquo;s all perfectly natural.</blockquote> Well you know, so is <i>giardia lamblia</i> and coliform bacteria, but I sure as hell don&#039;t want to have any water that contains those things piped into my house.
There&#039;s some incredibly acidic boiling water in Yellowstone Park, that sure as hell would have been called &quot;burning waters&quot; by any injun who fell into it. But hydrocarbon-laced well water? If that&#039;s what Nature is providing, one would find someplace else to dig a well, no? I&#039;m pretty damned sure that the gas and flames are new &quot;features&quot;, courtesy of the fracking operation next door.
only the <a href="http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2014\/08\/08\/sketchfactor-app-white-creators_n_5660205.html" target="_blank">sketchy parts</a>
I used to work an event at our local movie studio/theme park called Gay West- it was all about pornstaches and assless chaps (yes, they&#039;re all assless but in this case, obviously so). One of the best years featured Thelma Houston doing her hit song- the crowd ate it up.
Now, I have to be honest and admit that I once wore a &#039;stache like that (although not the hat). In about 1977.
Isn&#039;t &quot;Other than Laguna Beach, avoid any part of OC&quot; sufficient?
Madison?
<blockquote>In fact, he told Wonkette&rsquo;s favorite disgraced former chaplain Gordon &ldquo;Dr. Chaps&rdquo; Klingenschmitt, there is nothing unusual about tapwater smelling like an oil well or catching on fire, because according to Science Facts that he happens to know real good, it&rsquo;s all perfectly natural.</blockquote> Well you know, so is <i>giardia lamblia</i> and coliform bacteria, but I sure as hell don&#039;t want to have any water that contains those things piped into my house.
<i>And it burns burn burns, The ring of fire, the ring of fire.</i>
Breakin&#039; rocks in the... <i>deep well!</i> I fracked for gas and I caused hell, I fracked for gas and I caused hell...
At one time we were all pornstar wannabes. Or at least we looked like it.
Well then, have you seen Fanny R. Dixon?
There&#039;s some incredibly acidic boiling water in Yellowstone Park, that sure as hell would have been called &quot;burning waters&quot; by any injun who fell into it. But hydrocarbon-laced well water? If that&#039;s what Nature is providing, one would find someplace else to dig a well, no? I&#039;m pretty damned sure that the gas and flames are new &quot;features&quot;, courtesy of the fracking operation next door.
wasn&#039;t he one of the recipients of all those Koch brothers millions that flooded Colorado?
only the <a href="http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2014\/08\/08\/sketchfactor-app-white-creators_n_5660205.html" target="_blank">sketchy parts</a>
maybe we&#039;ll get lucky and he&#039;ll do too many hallucinogens and see a tax cut deep within the bonfire
Caution: Do not drink burning water if you have a flamboyant mustache, or if your mouth, nose, and surrounding areas are made living tissue.
And what about the Black Helicopters? (Or is that a band....)
I used to work an event at our local movie studio/theme park called Gay West- it was all about pornstaches and assless chaps (yes, they&#039;re all assless but in this case, obviously so). One of the best years featured Thelma Houston doing her hit song- the crowd ate it up.
Motherfrackers, all of them.