Colorado state Senator Randy Baumgardner and his epic Mustache of Justice may have failed in their quest to unseat U.S. Sen. Mark Udall -- as it turns out, Baumgardner didn't even qualify for the primary -- but that doesn't mean that the man and the mustache have any intention of letting liberals run rampant with their fakey stories about fracking being bad for children or other living things. In fact, he told Wonkette's favorite disgraced former chaplain Gordon “Dr. Chaps” Klingenschmitt, there is nothing unusual about tapwater smelling like an oil well or
<blockquote>In fact, he told Wonkette&rsquo;s favorite disgraced former chaplain Gordon &ldquo;Dr. Chaps&rdquo; Klingenschmitt, there is nothing unusual about tapwater smelling like an oil well or catching on fire, because according to Science Facts that he happens to know real good, it&rsquo;s all perfectly natural.</blockquote> Well you know, so is <i>giardia lamblia</i> and coliform bacteria, but I sure as hell don&#039;t want to have any water that contains those things piped into my house.
There&#039;s some incredibly acidic boiling water in Yellowstone Park, that sure as hell would have been called &quot;burning waters&quot; by any injun who fell into it. But hydrocarbon-laced well water? If that&#039;s what Nature is providing, one would find someplace else to dig a well, no? I&#039;m pretty damned sure that the gas and flames are new &quot;features&quot;, courtesy of the fracking operation next door.
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I used to work an event at our local movie studio/theme park called Gay West- it was all about pornstaches and assless chaps (yes, they&#039;re all assless but in this case, obviously so). One of the best years featured Thelma Houston doing her hit song- the crowd ate it up.
Now, I have to be honest and admit that I once wore a &#039;stache like that (although not the hat). In about 1977.
Isn&#039;t &quot;Other than Laguna Beach, avoid any part of OC&quot; sufficient?
Madison?
<blockquote>In fact, he told Wonkette&rsquo;s favorite disgraced former chaplain Gordon &ldquo;Dr. Chaps&rdquo; Klingenschmitt, there is nothing unusual about tapwater smelling like an oil well or catching on fire, because according to Science Facts that he happens to know real good, it&rsquo;s all perfectly natural.</blockquote> Well you know, so is <i>giardia lamblia</i> and coliform bacteria, but I sure as hell don&#039;t want to have any water that contains those things piped into my house.
<i>And it burns burn burns, The ring of fire, the ring of fire.</i>
Breakin&#039; rocks in the... <i>deep well!</i> I fracked for gas and I caused hell, I fracked for gas and I caused hell...
At one time we were all pornstar wannabes. Or at least we looked like it.
Well then, have you seen Fanny R. Dixon?
There&#039;s some incredibly acidic boiling water in Yellowstone Park, that sure as hell would have been called &quot;burning waters&quot; by any injun who fell into it. But hydrocarbon-laced well water? If that&#039;s what Nature is providing, one would find someplace else to dig a well, no? I&#039;m pretty damned sure that the gas and flames are new &quot;features&quot;, courtesy of the fracking operation next door.
wasn&#039;t he one of the recipients of all those Koch brothers millions that flooded Colorado?
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maybe we&#039;ll get lucky and he&#039;ll do too many hallucinogens and see a tax cut deep within the bonfire
Caution: Do not drink burning water if you have a flamboyant mustache, or if your mouth, nose, and surrounding areas are made living tissue.
And what about the Black Helicopters? (Or is that a band....)
I used to work an event at our local movie studio/theme park called Gay West- it was all about pornstaches and assless chaps (yes, they&#039;re all assless but in this case, obviously so). One of the best years featured Thelma Houston doing her hit song- the crowd ate it up.
Motherfrackers, all of them.