Take a moment to remember where you were and what you were doing today because today, this Black Friday 2012, is likely the last time Americans will be allowed to partake in the sacred pre-Christmas tradition of lining up outside big box stores to purchase $5 DVD players.
Four years in and they still don&#039;t have enough dough? I smell a scam. I&#039;ll bet they spend half the money on hookers and blow, then waste the rest. OH WAIT! That&#039;s what I do with <i>my</i> money. The impeachment guys are probably 110% legit.
But if the Christmas shopping season begins on Thanksgiving afternoon, it already runs for about a month. Barry&#039;s Sharia Law might even shorten it.
&quot;Has nobody been trampled to death yet?&quot; Of course not, strong measures have been taken since <a href="http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2008\/11\/29\/business\/29walmart.html\?pagewanted=all&amp\;_r=0" target="_blank">2008</a> to prevent that ever ... what? They haven&#039;t? Eh, dumb luck, then. So far.
They forgot to mention it in the Bibble, but God created the malls. Probably on Saturday night, so Eve would have something to do.
You know, that raises hell with the &quot;N-1&quot; that statisticians like to divide by.
I think the stores now trigger the doors by remote control, the same way they start horse races. Much safer (for the employees.)
Never gonna stop, give it up, such a siren call I always get it up, for the touch of the discount mall Ma-ma-ma-My Sharia.
Four years in and they still don&#039;t have enough dough? I smell a scam. I&#039;ll bet they spend half the money on hookers and blow, then waste the rest. OH WAIT! That&#039;s what I do with <i>my</i> money. The impeachment guys are probably 110% legit.
I call bullshit. If you were there for a total eclipse, HOW DID YOU SEE THE MOSKS?!??
But if the Christmas shopping season begins on Thanksgiving afternoon, it already runs for about a month. Barry&#039;s Sharia Law might even shorten it.
Could be, but who is the jealous-looking biatch in the background.
&quot;Has nobody been trampled to death yet?&quot; Of course not, strong measures have been taken since <a href="http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2008\/11\/29\/business\/29walmart.html\?pagewanted=all&amp\;_r=0" target="_blank">2008</a> to prevent that ever ... what? They haven&#039;t? Eh, dumb luck, then. So far.
The thongs are payback for all those times the man said he&#039;d call but didn&#039;t.
Fa la la la la, la la screwed.
Still waiting for my flying carpet.
I just got a call from some nuts asking for donations to lead the impeachment battle against Barry Sotero.
<a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=dddAi8FF3F4" target="_blank">Admiral Akbar</a>
Is Paula Broadwell starring in that ABC movie at the bottom?