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Antifa Commander's avatar

Tabs! They’re made out of meat!

Pere Ubu's avatar

Wonkette Tabs are made of meat!

Wonkette Tabs are really neat!

We all love you Wonkette Tabs!

#MST3K

Ward From Cali's avatar

Tabs are made out of people.

Menotsure's avatar

Chompasaurus Cutus.

satch's avatar

TABS made of Spam?

Pere Ubu's avatar

"Spam's off"

"So it's just Tabs, Tabs, Tabs, Tabs, and Tabs?"

Johnny Appleseed's avatar

"Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam....wonderful, wonderful Spam".

Notorious J.I.M.'s avatar

"I'll have yours. I love it."

Shocktreatment's avatar

"dragon prince from Mongolia..."

The new discovery got a very cool name...

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Short fingered reptilian.

tehbaddr's avatar

Fatty, unctuous.

The Wanderer's avatar

The 1.25 Horsemen of the Aschlockyclips.

Kay Ducky's foot hurts's avatar

I wasn't sure if he was gonna do it, and then he did! Yay!

Linda1961 is woke and proud's avatar

Yum! Yum! Eat 'em up!

Al Bellenchia's avatar

Eat them up, yum!

innocentbystander's avatar

Pagan Spirits WITH (or WITHOUT) Pork & Beans

Pagan Spirits OF Pork & Beans

Pagan Spirits IN Pork & Beans

all good options.

Stephanie Hobbs's avatar

With everything that's going on, Pagan Spirits sound tame.

Pere Ubu's avatar

Andalucia is going to the dogs!

👁️

OG Blockhead's avatar

I think "Wonkette" is Andalusian for "Pagan Spirits And Pork And Beans."

Heidi L 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇬🇱's avatar

OT: As of 1030 EDT, Mr L and I have officially been married 25 years. Damn but time goes fast!

Pere Ubu's avatar

I hadn't noticed before the Biblical references in his posts; the "upon the 12th hour" in the original, and the "road of RIGHTEOUSNESS & TRUTH" in the follow-up. Sounds like the NARds have been "consultants" on this, trying to get their Big Beautiful Apocalypse.

Enter Ranting's avatar

Oh, fuck Joe Rogan and his "but I didn't know Trump was a raging racist asshole" bullshit.

werecat's avatar

Rogan peaks his head out from under a giant boulder.

Erin's avatar

Yoko Ono is not impressed.

Ward From Cali's avatar

Welp, that didn't last long. Trump is already wailing, "Bibi, stop!"

Sigh. And yet he's still only the second-weakest President in recent years when it comes to Netanyahu.

Enter Ranting's avatar

Donnie bumbled right into Bibi's trap.

Ward From Cali's avatar

Lloyd Christmas is harder to fool.

SkeptiKC's avatar

The term "bonfire" has evolved from the original "bone fire", a pagan practice that relied on the horrific odor of the burning bones to drive away evil spirits and bring the village good luck.

Just a bit of trivia for those I know seek out the same.

WokeGrandma's avatar

"Eat these grown-up BBQ pork and beans for grown-ups. Yes, you use a Boston butt," Whoa! When I first read this, I thought "Whose"?

Erin's avatar

I've admired a few butts in Boston.

AJ Milne's avatar

‘What To Expect When You’re Expecting the Apocalypse’

https://bsky.app/profile/ajmilne.bsky.social/post/3lsedj4qnkk23

(... this also your occasional reminder that were his criminal orange ass in jail where it belongs none of this would have happened.)

Antifa Commander's avatar

So, looks like our useless, do-nothing, sold-out Senate Dems kicked the Big Beautiful Bullshit bill in the dick, repeatedly. The Parliamentarian's report is out, and most of the real crap is out of bounds for reconciliation.

Yes, I know, “MAGAs don’t care,” and that would be a problem for a disciplined group. But these guys are rabid werewolves, and this is the Senate. It takes only one to fuck everything up.

BECKY's avatar

CONGRATULATIONS TO EVERYONE

his way of saying congratulations to me for doing somethig great. Hilarious how it worked out, wonder if he knows he's the laughing stock of the world?

Ellie still in the mix in 26's avatar

He would never allow himself to even imagine such a thing; you must be one of those "nasty women." I wish I knew what I did with my Nasty Woman t-shirt. I guess I didn't think I'd ever have to wear it again.

The Estivating Hibernian's avatar

TIL IYKYK is pronounced "ick-yick."