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H0mer0's avatar

They would have to rename the "Hindu Kush"

Dianna Deem's avatar

Jesus was the original long-haired hippy freak!

Dianna Deem's avatar

It reminds me of a bit from the old Colbert Report: "Are you sharing that cookie!?! Don't you share that cookie!"

Ghenghis McCann's avatar

Bill Lager, isn't that the same as Billy's Beer? See, both sides do it.

GrittyBossetti's avatar

It's high time we removed the idea of fairness from our schools!

Fartknocker's avatar

Two twats + a teleprompter say what?

Rachel Book Harlot's avatar

Aren't these the same morons who want everyone to be civil and polite? I hate these mofos.

Old Man Shadow's avatar

This shit will continue to happen until Americans stop viewing prisoners as subhuman animals that deserve extrajudicial misery and pain.

Bagnole's avatar

The Nazis also did this in the early days of their takeover of German society. Their thugs would round up “undesirables” and beat them and sometimes kill them in their private dungeons. Then they’d bill the victim or their family for room and board.

Rachel Book Harlot's avatar

As well as reading, writing, arithmetic, and science.

Woke Mind Superspreader's avatar

"We worked hard to build this unfair system."

Cornelius Fussbudget's avatar

They were saved from becoming perpcicles.

GrittyBossetti's avatar

This is the kind of big thinking we need right now.

(((Sedagive The Relentless)))'s avatar

^^^^^^^^^^^This. A thousand times this^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^