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Dylan Black's avatar

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(yes, I know I'm a horrible person)

Capt.Jim's avatar

His head's only purpose is to grow hair on and to double as a hat rack,and moron already fucked both of them up

malsperanza's avatar

The War of German Independence.

malsperanza's avatar

So, it's my understanding that the reason Sutheners latch onto the Confederate battle flag is that the Confederacy never could get its act together sufficiently to choose one flag for the whole nation or federation or whatever the fuck they thought they were. They loved their flags for sure, and kept making up new ones, and every state had a different one, and sometimes every military unit, not to mention the ones made out of the undergarments of Noble Suthen Womenhood because of a shortage of cloth (because while the cotton was picked in the South, it was wove in the North), with the result that in battle people frequently shot members of their own team.

All of which goes to prove that those folks would certainly have run the country <strike>into the ground</strike> much better.

ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

"Dude, my hair's fucked up."

Dude, that is the least of your problems.

ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

I nominate this guy to advance to the Ice Bucket Challenge, Scrotum Division.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Some folks' DNA is closer to their relatives than other folks'.

bobbert's avatar

What the fuck was that?

bobbert's avatar

The War of the German Living Room.

Dylan Black's avatar

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Great little cartoon from last decade.

Ennui There Yet's avatar

Another escapee from the Darwin Club.

Olav_Pompatus's avatar

I've just posted the "Lighter Fluid Bucket Challenge" on Stormfront.org. Let's see if we can start a viral trend!

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

All that's missing is "Hold my beer and watch this" and you would have the magnum opus of Southern-fried derp.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

If had known I suppose to take a drink every time I wrote a check I wouldn't have stopped.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Well, his heart is in the right place, his brain... not so much.