Update: Original video was pulled by user, but we've found a copy.Here is a gentleman attempting a super cool variation on the ALS Association's ice-bucket challenge. Clearly, just holding a bigass Confederate flag (yeah, yeah, "battle flag," shut up) while wearing a U.S.-flag-print vest wasn't enough for Cletus here, so he figured he should add some liquor and set his head on fire, and then the fire would be doused by the bucket of ice water for an awesome cool visual. Except he didn't do a test run to see if whatever accelerant he sloshed onto his hat would actually be extinguished by water, because science is bad for you, probably. Happily, his friend at least remembered something about stop drop and roll, so tragedy was avoided.
So, it's my understanding that the reason Sutheners latch onto the Confederate battle flag is that the Confederacy never could get its act together sufficiently to choose one flag for the whole nation or federation or whatever the fuck they thought they were. They loved their flags for sure, and kept making up new ones, and every state had a different one, and sometimes every military unit, not to mention the ones made out of the undergarments of Noble Suthen Womenhood because of a shortage of cloth (because while the cotton was picked in the South, it was wove in the North), with the result that in battle people frequently shot members of their own team.
All of which goes to prove that those folks would certainly have run the country <strike>into the ground</strike> much better.
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(yes, I know I&#039;m a horrible person)
His head&#039;s only purpose is to grow hair on and to double as a hat rack,and moron already fucked both of them up
The War of German Independence.
So, it&#039;s my understanding that the reason Sutheners latch onto the Confederate battle flag is that the Confederacy never could get its act together sufficiently to choose one flag for the whole nation or federation or whatever the fuck they thought they were. They loved their flags for sure, and kept making up new ones, and every state had a different one, and sometimes every military unit, not to mention the ones made out of the undergarments of Noble Suthen Womenhood because of a shortage of cloth (because while the cotton was picked in the South, it was wove in the North), with the result that in battle people frequently shot members of their own team.
All of which goes to prove that those folks would certainly have run the country <strike>into the ground</strike> much better.
&quot;Dude, my hair&#039;s fucked up.&quot;
Dude, that is the least of your problems.
I nominate this guy to advance to the Ice Bucket Challenge, Scrotum Division.
Some folks&#039; DNA is closer to their relatives than other folks&#039;.
What the fuck was that?
The War of the German Living Room.
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Great little cartoon from last decade.
Another escapee from the Darwin Club.
I&#039;ve just posted the &quot;Lighter Fluid Bucket Challenge&quot; on Stormfront.org. Let&#039;s see if we can start a viral trend!
All that&#039;s missing is &quot;Hold my beer and watch this&quot; and you would have the magnum opus of Southern-fried derp.
Stupid redneck tricks
If had known I suppose to take a drink every time I wrote a check I wouldn&#039;t have stopped.
Well, his heart is in the right place, his brain... not so much.