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Spurning Beer's avatar

I think that with gene splicing, a cloven-hoofed, ruminant pig should be a practical possibility.

But it may all be unnecessary, since I have heard that anything in a Chinese restaurant is considered glatt kosher by some authorities.

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"Parking by Braille" is popular enough in NYC to make the "Bumper Bully" a huge seller.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

It doesn't matter...she still recovering from the burns she got from bobbing for french fries.

#jokesirememberfromthirdgrade

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

The date's off...Stevie is playing tennis with Ray Charles...endless love

TundraGrifter's avatar

The Confederate pensions were paid out for a surprisingly long time because very elderly former soldiers often married very young women.

The ladies knew they would be set for life.

And the ex-soldiers knew...well, I really don't know what they knew. Or whom.

MissusBarry's avatar

Thanks for the warning, I have a sandwich in hand.

MissusBarry's avatar

Their heads are so far up their ass-backwardness that they think they're looking forward.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

This South sounds like an interesting place. I must visit some time.

Spurning Beer's avatar

Tax cuts are an unalloyed good, but losing a park dedicated to the Confederacy would be bad.

This is the Alabama equivalent of the famous Jewish dilemma, pork at half price.

Joshua Norton's avatar

It's very important to preserve the Bigots 'n Traitors Memorial Park. If not Alabama, then who? If not now then when?

Besides, the rebs never would have surrendered if they hadn't run out of places to hide.