It is hard times, hard choices in Alabama, where legislators have been forced like in many other states to slash funding for their state parks and historical monuments because of priorities, etc. "But who will think of the trees and the history?" Eh, no one, next question. "But who will think of the racists?" OH HEY, that is a better question. Good point, Alabama
I think that with gene splicing, a cloven-hoofed, ruminant pig should be a practical possibility.
But it may all be unnecessary, since I have heard that anything in a Chinese restaurant is considered glatt kosher by some authorities.
People actually immigrate TO Alabama??
Never Fergit!
"Parking by Braille" is popular enough in NYC to make the "Bumper Bully" a huge seller.
where IS skoal?
It doesn't matter...she still recovering from the burns she got from bobbing for french fries.
#jokesirememberfromthirdgrade
The date's off...Stevie is playing tennis with Ray Charles...endless love
The Confederate pensions were paid out for a surprisingly long time because very elderly former soldiers often married very young women.
The ladies knew they would be set for life.
And the ex-soldiers knew...well, I really don't know what they knew. Or whom.
Thanks for the warning, I have a sandwich in hand.
Their heads are so far up their ass-backwardness that they think they're looking forward.
This South sounds like an interesting place. I must visit some time.
Tax cuts are an unalloyed good, but losing a park dedicated to the Confederacy would be bad.
This is the Alabama equivalent of the famous Jewish dilemma, pork at half price.
It's very important to preserve the Bigots 'n Traitors Memorial Park. If not Alabama, then who? If not now then when?
Besides, the rebs never would have surrendered if they hadn't run out of places to hide.