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i commute between ord and lax. denver may be the portal but it ain't the thing itself.

especially in that midwest winter - west coast fire season.

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Yes, this totally explains why my scrote is always so perky!

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Good luck asking about your Wandering Jew too.

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This is an injustice, Rep. Lee was just looking for somebody to Cuomo-on! Need to put more booze in my funny-hole, that's all I got for now.

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He may have been at a certain horse farm in the Seattle area circa 2008. Only he survived his romantic interlude of the equine sort. (search thestranger.com for horse farm sex death if you are brave)

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Jesus, the birthers are worse than the PUMAs ever were. Regnery is still publishing books asking 'What did Hilary know and when did she know it' so I suppose the beating of dead horses still draws crowds.

Any news of those Iraqi weapons of mass destruction yet?

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Well...that airport was pretty spooky and gave me a few what the fuck moments, but please. Swastika runways? Airport runways are laid out to take advantage of the prevailing winds given the season. No mystery there. Should the designer have put the runways point in other directions? Sure, it might calm some sensitive types, but would also give the pilots a harder time.

The art looks to have a pretty strong Mexican flavor to it. Isn't there a prominent focus on death in their culture?

The statue - ok, that's pretty evil looking, especially given that the model appeared to have hemorrhoids. Maybe he's not evil but just really really uncomfortable? I know I'm grumpy when my 'roids flare up.

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Life is like a box of crazy...you'll never know what you get until you open it up.

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We were wandering through the park buggering statues in the dark If Denver's horse can take it, why can't you?

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