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OrdinaryJoe's avatar

So now we know. He closes his eyes and hears a voice saying "oh Daddy," and he get a boner, or at least what purports to be a hard on.

Michael's avatar

This whole debacle makes me incredibly sad, angry, and embarrassed. Sad that we have wrecked our alliances. Embarrassed that we elected such a foolish man to represent us abroad. Angry that our congressional Democrats do nothing to stop or even slow him down.

diogenez's avatar

The media has learned nothing when it comes to reporting abut DJT. They continue to act as though Trump has a shred of credibility, that his behavior is in any way normal for a US President, and forget that he lies as often as most of us breath. What does it matter what he says??

Jeanne Elbe's avatar

He will come back to it per oligarchs

GlazedHaim's avatar

You come to a clearing where stand two doors, one that leads to safety and the other to certain death. Each door is flanked by a guard: one who always tells the truth, and one who is Donald Trump. You escape in record time.

Gary Seven in Space's avatar

It's fucking exhausting...

dental floss tycoon's avatar

trump caved, sure but no one mentioned epstein for a couple of days …

wavicles's avatar

Are you referring to Jeffrey Epstein, of the EPSTEIN FILES... that Epstein... the one with the pedophile ring that our so-called 'Daddy' was in the middle of? That Epstein Files Epstein?

Satanic Pancake's avatar

The whole daddy thing adds an extra creamy layer of ick ew what the fuck to the top of it all.

https://youtu.be/wxkxIa1NlPo?si=XVTWBg1vhPxWMFXO

Jamoche's avatar

Somebody showed him what Greenland looks like on a globe instead of a Mercator projection?

Hooker P Tape skipping dipshit's avatar

I started a web site where you send dick pics, and we send it back to you as a Mercator projection.

Dirk MacDiarmid's avatar

We probably won’t get anything unless I decide to use excessive strength and force, where we would be, frankly, unstoppable. But I won’t do that.

That’s probably the biggest statement I made because people thought I would use force. I don’t have to use force. I don’t want to use force. I won’t use force.

But I am wrongly judged if my love of peace and my patience are mistaken for weakness or even cowardice...

For I, Donald J. Trump, am the First Soldier of the New American Reich... and there is nowhere I will not bomb on the grounds of national necessity... except Russia.

Obviously.

Karen Krebser's avatar

So, as I wonder furiously why that mouth-breathing lump of shit is still in office, I'm imagining that 95% of the Republicans in Congress still support him because they're as stupid as he is, 4% don't support him any more but are getting bullied to shit by the others, and 1% are making an absolute killing shorting all this in the markets.

Jamoche's avatar

https://xcancel.com/KobeissiLetter/status/1977435784857690490#m

How Trump announcing a tariff and then backing down manipulates the stock market

Worriedman's avatar

"they didn’t work out shit about a concept of fuck"

This phrase should figure prominently wherever they keep the permanent record of this whole unpleasant mess,

R. Riddle's avatar

I can't really have an opinion on this until I hear the prime ministers of Helvetica, Lower Slobbovia, and Listenbourg.

Meccalopolis's avatar

I've got a call in to the Maharani of Franistan.

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

Or Mexico. Or Canada. Or...

[Redacted]'s avatar

Whole purpose of the American tripwire in Europe was to demonstrate to everyone concerned that it would do no good to pursue a sweetheart deal with Russia, to get special treatment, cause once Russia crossed that line and American troops got killed, it was Armageddon and all deals were off. Europeans learned their lesson. About sticking together.h

SethTriggs's avatar

"Daddy."

"Daddy." Really.

This is just absolute bullshit, and that he get so much cover from this is due to so many media outlets having Republican ownership. Joe Biden was never this bad.

The caving is likely just more gooses for short-selling too. This fucking creature is inflicted upon us by millions of Americans who don't know how anything works, they don't care to know. They just wanted this foul, shambling beast to destroy the minorities they hate.

Just a great way to manipulate markets and hurt America. And try to distract from the fact that this horrible monster almost certainly hurt children with his dead scumbag buddy Epstein. And they're unable to Ctrl+F all the names of him and his friends and replace them with Bill Clinton.