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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

Have you seen what nazipope makes them do at night? Well earned lira, my friend

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102415's avatar

I did that play years ago and I'll tell you learning all the words and music was a bitch and my head stank for weeks after it closed. Fuck Spider Man Turn Off The Dark.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

I see you've played Knifey-Spooney before.

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Yes, but can he say it in that uniquely "Italian" way she does?

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Spurning Beer's avatar

This is obviously an act of terrorism perpetrated by Radical Gastronomes protesting the exploitation of Swiss Chard and Chilean Sea Bass. Ill-tempered sea bass.

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

I have two policies regarding thumbs-upping my wonkette brothers and sisters. They go like this: if your comment makes me laugh out loud, I thumb you up. If I don't get your comment at all, I figure it must therefore be very clever, and I thumb you up.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Why blow up the Swiss? One word. Yodeling.

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Looks like somebody doesn't like that cuckoo-clock they received from Aunt Gladys' estate. I always thought cuckoo clocks were more of a Bavarian novelty, not Swiss.

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Haha. But hey, at least the French can settle on one language!

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Down in like the fifth paragraph, the article mentions the embassies of New Zealand and Holland are on heightened alert.

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Mahousu's avatar

Rats, <a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/433193\/fox-news-finally-declares-a-holocaust-winner" target="_blank">just when we thought we had a winner</a>, it goes into extra innings.

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

True dat. They don't speak French in Paris either, if you really think about it.

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