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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

Have you seen what nazipope makes them do at night? Well earned lira, my friend

102415's avatar

I did that play years ago and I'll tell you learning all the words and music was a bitch and my head stank for weeks after it closed. Fuck Spider Man Turn Off The Dark.

Spurning Beer's avatar

I see you've played Knifey-Spooney before.

Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Yes, but can he say it in that uniquely "Italian" way she does?

Spurning Beer's avatar

This is obviously an act of terrorism perpetrated by Radical Gastronomes protesting the exploitation of Swiss Chard and Chilean Sea Bass. Ill-tempered sea bass.

SheriffRoscoe's avatar

I have two policies regarding thumbs-upping my wonkette brothers and sisters. They go like this: if your comment makes me laugh out loud, I thumb you up. If I don't get your comment at all, I figure it must therefore be very clever, and I thumb you up.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Why blow up the Swiss? One word. Yodeling.

SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Looks like somebody doesn't like that cuckoo-clock they received from Aunt Gladys' estate. I always thought cuckoo clocks were more of a Bavarian novelty, not Swiss.

SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Haha. But hey, at least the French can settle on one language!

SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Down in like the fifth paragraph, the article mentions the embassies of New Zealand and Holland are on heightened alert.

Mahousu's avatar

Rats, <a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/433193\/fox-news-finally-declares-a-holocaust-winner" target="_blank">just when we thought we had a winner</a>, it goes into extra innings.

SheriffRoscoe's avatar

True dat. They don't speak French in Paris either, if you really think about it.