Alaskan prisoner-of-warblog Bill Scannell took on another dangerous undercover assignment for your Wonkette: the announcement of Senator Lisa Murkowski's wacky scheme to try to get Alaskans towritesomething, with a pen!
bill scannell should run for office somewhere up there. we at wonkette have never put one of our own in office and i think it's about time to take our country back.
If you by "red crayons" you means "penises", and by "oval" you mean "vagina" and by "boxes" you mean "brains", and by "handing" you mean "masturbation", and by "gigantic" you mean "former governor's" .... then the answer is "yes" -- that's how the mama and papa grizzlies make baby grizzlies to deduct on their income taxes.
If they can't just just select a picture of the candidate how about choosing from: a. GOP - Grumpy b. Democrat - Bashful c. Libertarian - Dopey d. Write-in - Sleepy e. Green - Sneezy
Isn't somebody supposed to be "getting behind" somebody else? That's how they'd do it back in the day.....
bill scannell should run for office somewhere up there. we at wonkette have never put one of our own in office and i think it's about time to take our country back.
AK would be the best place to start.
All she really needs to do is just change her name to X.
can we draft you?
I just spent 20 mins googling 'shit or go blind' and it is my new favorite . It shall be worked into emails at work this very week.
The election commission might require a "mer-cow" (or arctic manatee) on cross-country skis.
"Fill in the oval." That's what Levi told Bristol! [rim shot]
"Let the right one in." That's what Sarah told Bristol! [rim shot]
If you by "red crayons" you means "penises", and by "oval" you mean "vagina" and by "boxes" you mean "brains", and by "handing" you mean "masturbation", and by "gigantic" you mean "former governor's" .... then the answer is "yes" -- that's how the mama and papa grizzlies make baby grizzlies to deduct on their income taxes.
If they can't just just select a picture of the candidate how about choosing from: a. GOP - Grumpy b. Democrat - Bashful c. Libertarian - Dopey d. Write-in - Sleepy e. Green - Sneezy
Isn't somebody supposed to be "getting behind" somebody else? That's how they'd do it back in the day.....
Should we wear PolarFleece? Tropical shirts and flip-flops could be kinda obvious.