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malsperanza's avatar

That, and the invention of the fax machine. The government's ability to control speech and prevent the dissemination of information was abruptly weakened. Not actually joking here.

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FlownOver, Unraptured's avatar

Ducks Unlimited is going into drones?

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eddi_TBH's avatar

er, depleted uranium. The leftovers from processing fuel/bomb material from the ore. Isotope U238 mostly. Also used in some armor-piercing ammo.

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blaid droog's avatar

Ray gun was never in office. He was just acting like he was.

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blaid droog's avatar

Even as zombies that would be a better choice than corporate dick sucking hillz and whoever.

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blaid droog's avatar

Since 95 is1900 miles long what part are you talking about? The part with the bridge I live under is 8 lanes.

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

Roughly from Northern Virginia down to Florida. It's like a parking lot at 2 o'clock in the afternoon. It makes no sense.

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handyhippie65's avatar

yea, like if you do survive the gunshot, enjoy the cancer. i'm all about the 2nd amendment, but these are just insane. the military just used them as a way to get rid of nuclear waste on enemy battlefields. vets are still fucked up from close contact with destroyed vehicles during the first gulf war. insanity i tell you, insanity.

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Lazy Media's avatar

Yes, it would be much, much better, but I'm OK with taking what we can get. And with Republicans in charge of both houses, all we can get is war stuff, and SOME of them are even against that, because government = evil.

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Amy!'s avatar

Did you know that if you google "meatball logo", NASA comes up long before any minor corporation headquartered in Schenectady? (I think I decoded the riddle by using 'schenectady major corporation meatball')

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Takoma DC's avatar

I thought for babbies.

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Takoma DC's avatar

Eeewww!

Thank you for your service!

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Land Shark đŸ‡ºđŸ‡¦ đŸ‡ºđŸ‡¦ đŸ‡ºđŸ‡¦'s avatar

Hey! I resemble that remark!

So .... how much again?

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Takoma DC's avatar

The U.S. gov't is the enemy.

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Takoma DC's avatar

I thought it was dolphins? Did our beautiful empaths of the sea turn on their handlers as I prayed they would?

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eddi_TBH's avatar

Bernie! Bernie! Bernie! The backlash from Conservative misrule might be beginning.

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