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But we're in deep shit if it shuts the whole thing down.

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Encouraging news for <a href="http:\/\/crimeblog.dallasnews.com\/2014\/04\/man-charged-in-14-year-olds-murder.html\/" target="_blank">this guy </a>, who can probably do community service at the local morgue.

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Send her at night.

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She.

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The judge must have gotten the idea after sentencing an identity thief to a credit counseling center.

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Did the sentence include an actual slap on the wrist in addition to the metaphorical ones?

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Oh, c'mon, this makes perfect sense. It's like when you catch your kid smoking, you make them smoke an entire pack to teach them a lesson.

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This creative sentencing was probably turned down as a Lifetime movie script for being too ridiculous, so yeah.

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Uh, as a janitor myself, fuck you, madam.

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They should just temporarily relocate the center to the judge's house while this sentence is being served.

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Clockwork Orange alternate ending?

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Are there any entomologist in Texas? Maybe he could do his community service helping scientists collect specimens of fire ants. It wouldn't be hard. He'd just have to stand there in the sun...strapped to a pole...covered in honey.

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