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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Can't be in a gang if the gang ain't around. Being locked up in solitary also prevents prisoners from plotting hunger strikes and petitioning the UN, so clearly we need more of it.

PubOption's avatar

According to one of the local St Louis news programs, Blago will not be allowed hair dye in prison, because it could change his appearance. So I suspect he will be making his own from whatever he can find, and selling any he has left over. "This dye is fucking valuable, it'll cost you more than a few lousy cigarettes".

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Prison is a terrible place on purpose so it'll serve as a crime deterrent. That's why our crime rate is almost 0.