Contrary to what weekend marathons of "Lockup: RAW!" would have you believe, prison is not just a hep and happenin' place to meet the future same-sex lover you will eventually abandon once your bid is up. It is, in fact, a rather unpleasant place to spend one's time, scientician research has shown, especially when all of your time ends up being in solitary confinement for, oh, like
Can't be in a gang if the gang ain't around. Being locked up in solitary also prevents prisoners from plotting hunger strikes and petitioning the UN, so clearly we need more of it.
According to one of the local St Louis news programs, Blago will not be allowed hair dye in prison, because it could change his appearance. So I suspect he will be making his own from whatever he can find, and selling any he has left over. "This dye is fucking valuable, it'll cost you more than a few lousy cigarettes".
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Can't be in a gang if the gang ain't around. Being locked up in solitary also prevents prisoners from plotting hunger strikes and petitioning the UN, so clearly we need more of it.
According to one of the local St Louis news programs, Blago will not be allowed hair dye in prison, because it could change his appearance. So I suspect he will be making his own from whatever he can find, and selling any he has left over. "This dye is fucking valuable, it'll cost you more than a few lousy cigarettes".
Prison is a terrible place on purpose so it'll serve as a crime deterrent. That's why our crime rate is almost 0.