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dimplasm's avatar

We'll see. I doubt they came all the way to Arkansas to shine his hiney.

dimplasm's avatar

At least someone in the "mainstream media" has picked it up.

Chris Grrr's avatar

It's just so tiresome, with atheists - the unending struggle to get them to accept basic morality.

Chris Grrr's avatar

Kentucky Ham is remarkable too - oh. Uh, wrong red state.

Chris Grrr's avatar

Well, c'mon, what kind of reprobate would even dream of objecting to God's holy and oh-so-literal Word*?

* the 66-book Protestant version, surely

ThatDale's avatar

You have to go to church with the Vulgate you've got, not the Tynsdale you wish you had.

What are you sniggering at? I bet I got it right.

deanbooth's avatar

I would have guessed that the official state horse was the dead horse, for beating.

WIDTAP's avatar

Heretic! New Jerulsalem Bible, Second Edition, English Translation, or GTFO.

Jim's avatar

The Bible is like most classic books. Everyone lies and says they've read the whole thing.

handyhippie65's avatar

i have. more than once. it is one of the reasons i left the church. if you actually read the thing, it is hard to defend most of it. at least if you use you head for more than a place to keep your hair.

Lefty Mark's avatar

Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Yemen, Libya, Tunisia, Morocco and Somalia are theocracies? Since when?

Spurning Beer's avatar

Exciting update: There is a God!

Or at least a few pockets of common sense in Tennessee. I don't know, both possibilities seem unlikely.

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Fox in Socks! Because nothing would be more hilarious than listening to Tennesseeans reading it aloud for the first time!

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

So what you're saying is, Tennessee wants a state book, but an eighth of the population wouldn't be able to read it. Gotcha.

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Anathema! Scofield Reference Bible, Oxford University Press, 1909!