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We'll see. I doubt they came all the way to Arkansas to shine his hiney.

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At least someone in the "mainstream media" has picked it up.

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It's just so tiresome, with atheists - the unending struggle to get them to accept basic morality.

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Kentucky Ham is remarkable too - oh. Uh, wrong red state.

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Well, c'mon, what kind of reprobate would even dream of objecting to God's holy and oh-so-literal Word*?

* the 66-book Protestant version, surely

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You have to go to church with the Vulgate you've got, not the Tynsdale you wish you had.

What are you sniggering at? I bet I got it right.

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I would have guessed that the official state horse was the dead horse, for beating.

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Jimmy the Greek?

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Heretic! New Jerulsalem Bible, Second Edition, English Translation, or GTFO.

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The Bible is like most classic books. Everyone lies and says they've read the whole thing.

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i have. more than once. it is one of the reasons i left the church. if you actually read the thing, it is hard to defend most of it. at least if you use you head for more than a place to keep your hair.

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Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Yemen, Libya, Tunisia, Morocco and Somalia are theocracies? Since when?

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Exciting update: There is a God!

Or at least a few pockets of common sense in Tennessee. I don't know, both possibilities seem unlikely.

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Fox in Socks! Because nothing would be more hilarious than listening to Tennesseeans reading it aloud for the first time!

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So what you're saying is, Tennessee wants a state book, but an eighth of the population wouldn't be able to read it. Gotcha.

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Anathema! Scofield Reference Bible, Oxford University Press, 1909!

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