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Now we know why Dok wanted to stop teaching. I assume that weapons are banned in the seekret chatcave.

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Effeminate Otter would never get elected!

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If I know Idaho like I think I know Idaho, you could always carry a concealed weapon on campus.

It's just legal now.

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Dok, did you start Kid Zoom out on a .380 or 9mm or give him a Big Boy 40 S&W or 45 ACP?

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What percentsage of students will actually want to carry a fucking gun around on campus? Macho assholes with compensation issues are a fact of life, but how many are cretinous enough to lug around a pistol every day? Seems to me that waiting and hoping for the next UVa shooter to pop up in one of your classes would get old after a while. Between that, and the surprising discovery that the chicks are not interested in fondling your manly weapon, the whole thing should boil down to the few preppernutters who carry just to make a pointless point.

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Oh, be serious - that's clearly NOT what the Floundering Fathers intended. A Real American™ Consititutional Skolar reads between the lines:

A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free state [we just thought we'd throw that in; pay it no mind], the right of the [white male] people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed.

It's basic Constitutional Skolarship, people.

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I'm way behind on my Wonking but I'll throw this in anyway,. Unfortunately I think it will more likely that a male students gun will be used as a means of encouraging the ladies to consent. "It wasn't rape your Honor, It was a joke. She knew I wasn't going to shoot her."

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Lemon filling comes out of the gun, followed by a little puff of merengue

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I hope this applies to potato guns, especially in Idaho.

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This should intersect with the increasing degree of academic entitlement in a most interesting way.

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The dreaded State of Penile Inadequacy.

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What could possibly go wrong? It's not like anyone has ever heard of a young hothead doing anything stupid with a gun, except for all of them. Does anyone happen to know which amendment guarantees us the right not to live in armed camps?

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Boise St. students can take a tip from their football program and wear clothes that blend in with their surroundings.

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DEVO libel!

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BECAUSE I <i>SAID</i> YOUR PAPER DESERVED AN 'F', MUTHAFUCKA!!

<i>slowly blows the smoke from the barrel of his still smoldering gun</i>

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Commuter students from Colorado: is it legal to be packin' while high?

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