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I don't know, the way we simplified our relationship with the native Americans worked out pretty well. For us.

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Yeah, I'm looking forward to women who suffer a miscarriage being charged with manslaughter at the very least.

And stillbirths! What about stillbirths? Those post-birth fetuses are way more persony looking than a zygote, most times anyhow. At the very least a stillbirth shows reckless endangerment and parental neglect. Let's have someone from the D.A.'s office in every delivery room to nail those coldhearted bitches as soon as time of death is called.

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Steve King is starting his sixth term in the House, and Chuck Grassley is in the middle of his sixth term in the Senate.

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<i> “It simplifies everything,” </i> That's not a great basis for a legal system IMHO.

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so much for that rebranding thingy...

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Given the ability to induce pluripotency in cells, isn't Tom Shaw committing mass murder every time he picks his nose or takes a dump?

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More like the size (and shape) of a transvaginal ultrasound probe.

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Well, duh. If they ever passed this shit, they'd lose the primary motivation at least a third of their base has to vote for them. Not only do they know these bills will never pass, they're counting on it.

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while that used to be true (and still is in some cases) more and more we're seeing actual wild eyed true believers who really do buy into their own BS

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Genocide, actually

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DAMNED YANKEES LIBEL!!1!

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