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badphairy's avatar

Tragically you now have to live out the rest of your life in NE.

sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

Oh yes...for the "right" kind of people.

Lascauxcaveman's avatar

I dunno, that sounds like a lot of work. Can't we just take away their Grand Theft Auto, cross our fingers and hope for the best?

Lascauxcaveman's avatar

They still have their Gov. He's a law enforcement 'tool.'

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Is that better or worse than going in *shudders* January?

Carpeperdiem's avatar

The only other thing missing is rentboys.

Querolous's avatar

Nous sommes tous des décortiqueuses de maïs?

Carpeperdiem's avatar

You aren't from New York, are ya?

OneYieldRegular's avatar

Great, but what's going to be the impact on more sequels to Children of the Corn?

calliecallie's avatar

They can always shoot it in Iowa. Who will know the difference?

calliecallie's avatar

Good news for a change.

Graham Cracker's avatar

100% against standard republican ideals!

Bitter Scribe's avatar

Yeah, I've never understood why killing the Son of God was supposed to redeem us. Why did God need a blood sacrifice, of His own son yet, before He could forgive mankind?

Latverian Diplomat's avatar

The Narnia explanation was "Deeper Magic, from Before the Dawn of Time", which makes as much sense as most of the grown up theology about this.

clubseal's avatar

It's unclear to me how the death penalty protects law enforcement.

Please, Mr. Ricketts, explain.