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badphairy's avatar

Tragically you now have to live out the rest of your life in NE.

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

Oh yes...for the "right" kind of people.

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Lascauxcaveman's avatar

I dunno, that sounds like a lot of work. Can't we just take away their Grand Theft Auto, cross our fingers and hope for the best?

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Lascauxcaveman's avatar

They still have their Gov. He's a law enforcement 'tool.'

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Is that better or worse than going in *shudders* January?

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Carpeperdiem's avatar

The only other thing missing is rentboys.

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Carpeperdiem's avatar

What he said.

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Querolous's avatar

Nous sommes tous des décortiqueuses de maïs?

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Carpeperdiem's avatar

You aren't from New York, are ya?

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OneYieldRegular's avatar

Great, but what's going to be the impact on more sequels to Children of the Corn?

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calliecallie's avatar

They can always shoot it in Iowa. Who will know the difference?

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calliecallie's avatar

Good news for a change.

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Graham Cracker's avatar

100% against standard republican ideals!

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Bitter Scribe's avatar

Yeah, I've never understood why killing the Son of God was supposed to redeem us. Why did God need a blood sacrifice, of His own son yet, before He could forgive mankind?

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Latverian Diplomat's avatar

The Narnia explanation was "Deeper Magic, from Before the Dawn of Time", which makes as much sense as most of the grown up theology about this.

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clubseal's avatar

It's unclear to me how the death penalty protects law enforcement.

Please, Mr. Ricketts, explain.

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