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HeywoodJablomey's avatar

Hmmm, a 4-pack of baby formula costs twice as much as a 650-round brick of ammo, so there may be some wiggle room there. Just kidding, a tax on ammo is unconstitutional.

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richardgrabman's avatar

Who profits from this are Mexican curandaros and pharmacists and some MDs. Ulcer medication available in Mexico is being used to induce abortions in Texas, the problem being it is hardly foolproof, and likely to cause other complications. While illegal in most parts of the country, abortions are being performed here, under varying medical conditions.

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handyhippie65's avatar

no, no, no, lower supplies, and larger specimens, mean increased price, not lower. supply and demand, don't you know.

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handyhippie65's avatar

sic 'em! get 'em! tear 'em a new one! hehehe! this shit is aggravating as fuck, huh?

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handyhippie65's avatar

now that's fast! you ought to see two of them fighting over a cicada.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Can put the lie to these strict anti-abortion laws in red states? Anywhere they've cut funding for children's health services shows painfully obviously they are not actually looking out for children at all.

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handyhippie65's avatar

iff'n you cain't make a sammich, you deserve to starve. IT"S MEAT, AND BREAD, AND CHEESE, DAMMIT! i just made one, grilled ham and cheese on rye.

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handyhippie65's avatar

they would have to be a lot better at that, then they are at present day investigating. look how many innocents are freed from death row, not in texas, but everywhere else.

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chicken thief's avatar

Now see, that is a man made sammich. A woman made sammich would have all sorts of stuff - lettuce, 'mater, mustard, mayo, pickles, onion. All sorts a' shit that I have no idea where it's kept in the house.

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handyhippie65's avatar

she never put that nasty, slimy garden on my sammich, she knew better. damn, i miss her.

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Hairstrike Alpha's avatar

Texas: where if you listen at JUST the right time you can hear a chemical manufacturer exploding, a pig feces lagoon detonating and a pregnant woman who can't get a legal abortion breaking down all simultaneously for freedom.

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The Quirk's avatar

O, they're always willing to sell you shit. And that's the "food" you'll be getting in a few years after they junk all the Health & Safety regs.

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URQ196's avatar

Ah, Texanus. Nuff said.

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HeywoodJablomey's avatar

It really is. It's not a concern for me anymore (barring some Bristol-type immaculate conception) but it kills me for mah sisters : (

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I suppose it's too much to hope that many, many women will decide that they don't want to live in that shithole of a state.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

It's a mystery why they stay. I wonder how many would have to GTFO before it became noticeable?

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