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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

It was about that same age that my uncle gave me a pile of Heinlein novels. My mom was all, [titter] "oh, science fiction. Nothing there that could change a Catholic upbringing."

Lazarus Long - 1 Catholic church - 0

Sorry mom.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I bet the fundies are in a lather. I'm guessing this will be on the lips of a majority of preachers/pastors/priests and associated charlatans this Sunday.

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Didn't he shrug or something?

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"Why are people so afraid of others thinking for themselves?"

If someone doesn't think they way you want them to think, it diminishes his perceived power.

bobbert's avatar

It's a hallowgram.

fuflans's avatar

it's the double negative: 68% of young american cretins have never doubted down from 76% of young americans who never doubted.

so it's only a quarter to a third who HAVE doubted.

fucking sampling.

fuflans's avatar

well i think god is just one of us. just a slob like one of us.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I don't believe in Carol Costello...nor her uncle Abbot.

SullivanSt's avatar

Parentally compelled attendance at Vacation Bible Camp = perfectly fine

Daily group recital of the Pledge, including "under God" = perfectly fine

Voluntary participation in a High School discussion group = indoctrination.

I see. I see clearly. Fuck you very much, Carol Costello, and the weasel words you rode in on (all of them, Katie).

TundraGrifter's avatar

"Plaquemaker?"

I'm guessing that's salt water taffy.

It's fuck all y'all* season's avatar

A seven foot tall albino transvestite Libertarian Communist will be president multiple times before an atheist. Fuck 'em all and the dinosaurs they rode in on.

Joshua Norton's avatar

If this bimbette was any stupider, she'd be Wolf Blitzer.

schmannity's avatar

CNN actually has a stained glass window set?

Bezoar's avatar

What I think is that we are all just symbionts in some graduate student's thesis project in computer science, making him, therefor, God. I like to think of him as that fat naked guy at the keyboard they show a picture of here from time to time.