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I dunno...pumpkin beer sounds pretty scary to me.

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Two more women say Roy Moore hit on them in the mall when they were teenagers.

Both of them worked at Sears. I'm noticing that he liked to come on to girls who worked at the mall, rather than just hung out there, presumably because as employees, they couldn't run away.

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As a former retail worker, I had flashbacks reading this.

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Does it count if you'd hate fuck him? Cause Norquist would be first up, but ghost dude would be second.

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Seriously though, if you're going to wear a bowtie in public ...http://worldofwonder.net/wp...

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There was a terrible TV miniseries about 15 years ago about Cleopatra that starred Timothy Dalton, Oded Fehr and Billy Zane at the peak of his fresh-faced hottie stage...The historical inaccuracy was completely overshadowed by the concentrated manly goodness :P

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But only when it was funny.

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McGahn knows he is about to get busier than he has ever been in his life, covering up Trump crap.....so he needs a judge in his hip pocket....someone inexperienced, borderline dumb, impressionable, sleeping with his chief of staff. Pick Brett Tally. Any case that comes up he can whack it......the Tally whacker.

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I missed that. I did see "The Beautician and the Beast" which was ghastly, and a complete waste of the money I spent to rent the DVD, except for 2 or 3 scenes where Dalton smiled. He has a wicked, sexy smile. I love that.

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Sexiest man alive has got to be Dr Chuck Tingle, Hugo Award Nominee.

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Since Mrs. JC is not here to do it, I have to put in her vote:Clancy Brown https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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He looks like a younger somewhat less sleazy bannon. Time and a lot of liquor will fix that right up.

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They could have told him they needed a bathroom break because moore suddenly made them need to take a shit.

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His cousin Bugs is cuter.

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I must say, I always liked R. Crumb's Patricia Pig even more.

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