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N.B. Containers of piss and elephant shit have also been used to produce art.

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Drunk driving kills 10,000 people per year.

Fucker.

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So you're saying that he's choosing to be a stupid lying sack of decayed monkey shit, not that he can't help it because he was born with that condition or kicked in the head? That's cool, that's cool, freedom and 'murrica and all, but, ahhh...I think we're going to have to be free to hate his fucking guts for making that choice.

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I was just reading about that arrest.http://www.tampabay.com/new...

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What if they just kept having hearings until every single person with a story of gun violence got to have their say? (and it wouldn't delay the vote, just, you know, keep a running hearing going. Every day there are new gun deaths...keep the hearings going until they stop.)

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How many school shootings were there in the last decade, and what percentage of these events featured an undocumented alien as the shooter?

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Keep in mind that two of his best pals are Louie Gohmert and Mark Meadows. There's another guy who shows up with them, too. Whenever I see something particularly stupid (and yeah, I mean more stupid than the average everyday stupid) with republicans, those idiots are in the middle of it.

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"I don't believe that we are entitled to our own facts". aaaargghhhh I can't .....is it time to drink yet????

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Is Gaetz still in elementary school? I think someone should check.

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And WTF is Collins trying to start? He might as well wear a sign that says 'I'm a dick trying to get people in trouble rather than solve problems'.

ETA: I don't know what an EEL-legal alien is. Is it part eel, part eagle, come from outer space? (Yes, I know it's tacky to make fun of accents, and for fuck sake my family is Southern, from Northern Florida. We still manage to say illegal, not eel-legal.)

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Okay so who is the god of dumb currently? Trump, Meatball, Cow fucker, Gaetz, Devos or Gohmert? I must know who to worship!

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We are living in Bizarro World.

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It's not being out of touch. It's being a cruel, sadistic, corrupt asshole.

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They truly have a deep derp bench.FIFY

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Well the assholes that voted for Gaetz will be happy with that performance. He shut down those snowflake Dads and made that black mommy mad. For racist haters it just doesn't get any better.

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Now, thanks to Puredog below, I have to FIFY myself.They truly have a deep derp bench stench.

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